I'm approaching 100 posts here on what some people have said is The World's Most Incredible And Awesome Blog That Has Barely Been Discovered But Soon Will Take Over The Blogosphere And Win All The Blog Awards.
So I thought I'd read back through my old post to reminisce about the beginning of The Most Influential Blog Ever Written By A Woman Besides The Bloggess, Who Clearly Cannot Be Touched. That's What She Said.
I forgot to mention I'm doing this reading of my blog at work, in my tiny cubelet with my back facing the hallway. So there I am, reading reading reading laughing laughing laughing appreciating my own hilarity....when suddenly my computer fan starts whirring and it sounds like my hard drive is on the runway preparing to take off. Everything on the monitor freezes, including my mouse. I hear footsteps coming down the hallway towards me and I go into panic mode. I'm at work! I'm supposed to be working! I can't close the internet in time! Aah ahaa aaaahh!
And in the middle of my internal freak out, I realize my screen is frozen on my blowjob post. My boss is going to stop to ask me a question and he'll be all "Miss Yvonne, did you forget the cover sheet for your TPS report? Oh my goodness gracious, what is that on your computer??? I do believe it says the word 'blowjob'! Well, that's completely inappropriate for the workplace and totally inexcusable and could I please see you in my office because I dropped something under my desk I'd like you to pick up? "
But thanks to my cat-like reflexes and steel trap of a mind, I managed to hit the power button on my monitor before the boss man walked by. Because he's really short and scrawny and I don't think I would fit very well under his desk.
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