Saturday, March 10, 2012

Don't Ya Wish Your Girlfriend Was More Modest Than Me?

Things I am not proud of:
  1. I have no inner monologue
  2. I have no problem humiliating myself in public
  3. I will sing on command at any time
  4. I am super drunk in these videos




Yes, that is a wireless mic I'm wearing. My brother-in-law, Mailman Mike, gave it to me for Christmas, proving yet again how much Captain Carl's family gets me.

This next one is long, but also pure genius on account of my amazing Bee Gees impression.



We are having another karaoke party tonight. Watch out, living room. It's about to get all kinds of stupid up in here.

26 comments:

Cookie Monster in Therapy said...

Super impressed with the Bee Gees impression!!! An you look just like Madonna with the wireless mic. That just made my morning, I'll be rocking round the house knocking out my own rendition of Tragedy now, although I can only manage a slightly lower tone or my ears start to pop. Go you!

Gia said...

Hhahaha good for you - i do NOT have the balls to do karaoke. Cuz I canNOT sing.

kyouell said...

You know what's cool about you? When you say "pure genius" it's not hyperbole but accurate and precise vocabulary choices. That makes you trustworthy AND cool! And Robin Gibb's vocal twin.

Brett Minor said...

I have no singing ability at all, but have it on my bucket list to do once. In front of people. If they stay until the end of the song, I will consider it a success.

Logical Libby said...

WHAT THE FUCK IS AN INNER MONOLOG?

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aerocline said...

I have never been so impressed in my whole life. You are karaoke-dokey with me, Miss Yvonne.

nina@themissadventuresofnina said...

ok, your rendition of the Bee Gees was epic!!!!

Joanna Jenkins said...

You might have been drunk but your camera person was waaaay drunker :-)
Looks like you were having fun.
xo jj

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