tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post1656306224017018932..comments2023-10-24T10:51:27.943-05:00Comments on Yo Mama's Blog: Dear Jerry Jones....Miss Yvonnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17846050528788481201noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-69695544793626027542009-09-10T10:07:57.857-05:002009-09-10T10:07:57.857-05:00Ok, now it all makes sense. We are both from MN.Ok, now it all makes sense. We are both from MN.forcryeyehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00039749360675486835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-39612359410628885952009-09-10T09:30:27.380-05:002009-09-10T09:30:27.380-05:00Dear Captain Carl,
I am very sorry my Dallas Cowb...Dear Captain Carl,<br /><br />I am very sorry my Dallas Cowboys (tm) let you down. I want every Cowboys (tm) fan to be as satisfied with them as I am.<br /><br />I would like to extend to you the offer of "ONE FREE BLOW JOB" which I presonally will make arrangements for.<br /><br />Also Wade (Phillips) does ask that you not eat pinapple before he performs on you since it interferes with his tongue stud.<br /><br />Sincerely,<br />Jerry Jones<br />Owner/GM of the Dallas Cowboys (tm)Totshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02640085595200932078noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-43694401795686527022009-09-10T07:36:46.348-05:002009-09-10T07:36:46.348-05:00I love football. Lurve it! Not sure I'd bet a ...I love football. Lurve it! Not sure I'd bet a blowjob - but my husband and I root for the same team, so it's really a moot point.justmakingourwayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01410133602131763514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-79789815712366458482009-09-09T12:14:47.626-05:002009-09-09T12:14:47.626-05:00Maybe I should start caring more about football. ...Maybe I should start caring more about football. I went to a college where football was a BIG DEAL and I went to one game. And I left about 10 minutes later and went to a bar. I'm good at tailgating though. And blowjobs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-74161537509879876972009-09-09T10:24:19.770-05:002009-09-09T10:24:19.770-05:00I always get the best ideas here.I always get the best ideas here.Alysonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05318995922395308120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-66331380532929112002009-09-09T00:32:48.746-05:002009-09-09T00:32:48.746-05:00As an Eagles fan I would never bet on my team - th...As an Eagles fan I would never bet on my team - they suck too bad (we're tough fans in Philly). I'm especially upset with my team now that they hired animal-torturer Michael Vick.<br /><br />Glad you won your bet - sorry Captain!Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03631158523004235752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-91673937665892736122009-09-08T22:03:07.658-05:002009-09-08T22:03:07.658-05:00i would never bet a blowjob to the finish, 'ca...i would never bet a blowjob to the finish, 'cause that really is the worst part. glad to hear you won!bethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10356046957903848490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-13902004081623015692009-09-08T21:55:10.862-05:002009-09-08T21:55:10.862-05:00I never, ever bet my husband on anything. He gets ...I never, ever bet my husband on anything. He gets enough blowjobs.<br /><br />And, really, would spanking you have been that big of a loss for him?Samsmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11169303081015977579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-35081951927775838862009-09-08T17:43:34.241-05:002009-09-08T17:43:34.241-05:00This whole post was just a big bowl of entertainin...This whole post was just a big bowl of entertaining stew.<br /><br />Pass on my condolences to your husband about his blue balls.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-78227249459801874182009-09-08T16:25:38.083-05:002009-09-08T16:25:38.083-05:00I would never bet that! Hubby would enjoy the span...I would never bet that! Hubby would enjoy the spanking too much!! ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-82639877233493325442009-09-08T16:09:43.276-05:002009-09-08T16:09:43.276-05:00i kinda dozed off at the beginning there, what wit...i kinda dozed off at the beginning there, what with all the football stuff, but then i noticed something about eating pineapples and i was like "wait, what?" because i was skimming, then i went back and WTF half of it is about blowjays <br />awesome!miss. chiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07640004739888576783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-56261840402843447452009-09-08T15:54:07.279-05:002009-09-08T15:54:07.279-05:00Honey I think this could be my favorite post ever ...Honey I think this could be my favorite post ever of yours and that's saying a lot because you know I'm one of your stalkers/biggest fans. <br /><br />I do have to agree with Mr. Glob here about the uneven wager. I would have at least asked for a back massage and a foot massage but you could also go for the g-spot massage if the Vikes got so far ahead. Just suggesting and I am available for pimping/negotiating duties between you and Captain there. Think about it.The Peach Tarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01587235197620014751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-72683862024170150822009-09-08T15:46:15.121-05:002009-09-08T15:46:15.121-05:00In person, to my face you said:
"pussy on a ...In person, to my face you said:<br /><br />"pussy on a pedestal"<br /><br />And that? Was less disturbing than all of this. <br /><br />Fo' Reals.Mrs. Boomshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07327877419678061633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-48911396608641139402009-09-08T15:33:02.809-05:002009-09-08T15:33:02.809-05:00You are such a special lady to make me laugh about...You are such a special lady to make me laugh about football. I'm a bitter, bitter Raiders widow.Mona Lotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09258392124020633154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-52271566475566463632009-09-08T15:26:22.573-05:002009-09-08T15:26:22.573-05:00I like to place bets that are sure things. Like &q...I like to place bets that are sure things. Like "I bet I can fall asleep before you finish that blowjob". Win/ win.Kurthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01575708700735000787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-89167280372423776442009-09-08T15:05:24.515-05:002009-09-08T15:05:24.515-05:00OMG that was a riot.
For some reason, I don't...OMG that was a riot.<br /><br />For some reason, I don't imagine he gets many letters like that and will appreciate it.<br /><br />If not, well, maybe it's because he made the same bet with his wife. :-)Little Ms Bloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17208746635976950728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-725352261071357922009-09-08T15:00:44.158-05:002009-09-08T15:00:44.158-05:00That is hilarious... however, it seems to me that...That is hilarious... however, it seems to me that the bets were a little uneven<br /><br />back massage compared to blowjob(to the finish no less). Maybe its just me, but I think captain carl got off easy - not literallyMr. Globhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17222251191326197410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-92066086642083699732009-09-08T14:41:24.638-05:002009-09-08T14:41:24.638-05:00i know nothing about football but i can certainly ...i know nothing about football but i can certainly appreciate a little wager between spouses. sometimes you have to get creative to get a good massage!Lanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09663248865819266276noreply@blogger.com