tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post2321791450337594701..comments2023-10-24T10:51:27.943-05:00Comments on Yo Mama's Blog: Every Day Is A Winding Road. A Big, Douche-Baggy, Soul Sucking, Winding Road.Miss Yvonnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17846050528788481201noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-74903529669869709132009-06-17T21:05:52.808-05:002009-06-17T21:05:52.808-05:00I've never been to the eye doctor, so I had no...I've never been to the eye doctor, so I had no idea it was so stressful and air blowy! Dammit! It's hard enough to go get poked in the vag, but now I think I'm more afraid of the eye doctor...I hope the wine made it all better.Harnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12028349668241483153noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-54256992739544073762009-06-17T20:20:44.095-05:002009-06-17T20:20:44.095-05:00As a child, my parents sent me to the world's ...As a child, my parents sent me to the world's most sadistic dentist. He never used novocaine because he said "my parents didn't want to pay for it and it was such a little filling!" I knew my parents were cheap, but COME ON! Enjoy your appointments tomorrow. <br /><br />Sincerely,<br />Cat Ladyhttp://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02888838201074339916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-27418064294076789272009-06-17T16:00:18.064-05:002009-06-17T16:00:18.064-05:00You know what, this whole thing about boobs and pu...You know what, this whole thing about boobs and pubes has me so angry I could go crazy.<br /><br />I am about to go off like Obama on a fly!<br /><br />zzzzzzzzzzz POW!<br /><br />There, let that be a lesson!Totshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02640085595200932078noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-12885829948080330502009-06-17T14:28:08.239-05:002009-06-17T14:28:08.239-05:00OK, I am confused. Is there a real BOOB BUTTON? If...OK, I am confused. Is there a real BOOB BUTTON? If so can I press the button for BOOBS?<br /><br />Just curious.Totshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02640085595200932078noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-79952730957996995492009-06-17T13:02:03.724-05:002009-06-17T13:02:03.724-05:00You have described that, stupid air blowing eye th...You have described that, stupid air blowing eye thingy, perfectly. <br /><br />You could also trim the pubes, then shave a word in there..or a saying..hmm..like for example "Your Mom!"Lindseyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17894250826507235192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-27310135659299197742009-06-17T12:15:19.908-05:002009-06-17T12:15:19.908-05:00The boob button! You're responsible for that b...The boob button! You're responsible for that button yourself. No one will EVER tell you that the boob button is unbuttoned.<br /><br />lindsay || <a href="http://www.newyorkwords.net" rel="nofollow">newyorkwords.net</a>Lindsayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18143993209515462136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-9490461148928079102009-06-17T11:59:44.363-05:002009-06-17T11:59:44.363-05:00I was gonna say something about your pubes but I g...I was gonna say something about your pubes but I got distracted by a fuzzy.<br /><br />Pull a Three Stooges and poke your eye doctor in the eye and tell him you were just testing HIS reflexes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-14623174624566780582009-06-17T09:24:34.323-05:002009-06-17T09:24:34.323-05:00I have to have gum on my person at all times or I ...I have to have gum on my person at all times or I panic and will only talk to people with my head turned out of sheer paranoia. <br />I hated how they would put that yellow dye in your eyes to test for glaucoma. I don't know I'd they still do that but that shit burnsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-27476778697229000142009-06-17T08:57:33.096-05:002009-06-17T08:57:33.096-05:00But how do you really know that your cats don'...But how do you really know that your cats don't have gonorrhea and crabs?Carolyn...Onlinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17627167557544033888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-80303733681231786972009-06-17T08:54:30.366-05:002009-06-17T08:54:30.366-05:00An easy fix to the whole cats puking everywhere th...An easy fix to the whole cats puking everywhere thing? Get a dog that'll eat it...my cat apparently wandered the house last night barfing on the floor and my dog followed along eating every vomit pile he could find. Yes, it's gross, but it really saves on the cleanup :)kate sweetenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05456543724486391157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-70661802384106680512009-06-17T07:38:11.410-05:002009-06-17T07:38:11.410-05:00"At least I know that my cats don't have ...<b>"At least I know that my cats don't have gonorrhea or crabs."</b><br /><br />Uh about that thing with the cats... they might... now.<br /><br />Sorry. They were asking for it though.Totshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02640085595200932078noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-85425446196614340852009-06-16T22:52:47.283-05:002009-06-16T22:52:47.283-05:00Sounds like a rough few days. I just lost my 5 ga...Sounds like a rough few days. I just lost my 5 game win streak on espn.com, so I'm pretty pissed myself. I might go commit suicide by jacking up the power on an eye-puff machine and blowing my eyes out through the back of my skull.Brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10190134636452791068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-82248021478773575942009-06-16T22:19:23.870-05:002009-06-16T22:19:23.870-05:00I hear that dentists and eye doctors just love the...I hear that dentists and eye doctors just love the smell of last night's wine on the breath of their patients. Also, just in case you get that pap appointment, wine makes you discharge the next day. I hear gyno's love that.<br /><br />word ver. - bleurs - which is what tomorrow will be if you drink that whole bottle.<br /><br />signed affectionately, your little moron. xodianehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16084010090761068139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-25356619838837521632009-06-16T17:42:04.124-05:002009-06-16T17:42:04.124-05:00When it rains it pours! You're not the only o...When it rains it pours! You're not the only one getting wet, either.....(OMG! Get your mind out of the gutter!)<br /><br />HEY, MISS YVONNE, CHECK YOUR BUTTONS AND REMEMBER YOUR GUM!!<br /><br />You're welcome! I'm not touching your pubes joke. Seriously? I just typed that? Oh well, you know what I meant, right? Not commenting on your pubes!<br /><br />Jugs!!Green-Eyed Momsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10175981627284967050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-36791862751075200922009-06-16T16:56:52.834-05:002009-06-16T16:56:52.834-05:00That's when you say 'oopsie daisies' a...That's when you say 'oopsie daisies' and then punch him in the balls.Tristachiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18309788808214689569noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-49101267006738135602009-06-16T16:22:52.637-05:002009-06-16T16:22:52.637-05:00Bwahahahahaha! "I hate that machine so hard&...Bwahahahahaha! "I hate that machine so hard" <br /><br />Yeah, I don't like anything poking at the eyes or the vag. Except penis, of course. And not so much in the eye... <br /><br />What?Mona Lotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09258392124020633154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-75433071383933973492009-06-16T16:02:45.824-05:002009-06-16T16:02:45.824-05:00I would refuse to go to a doctor who used the phra...I would refuse to go to a doctor who used the phrase "Oopsie Daisies". Though it's a pretty diverse go-to exclamation, isn't it?<br /><br />"Oopsie Daisies, looks like we left a sponge inside your intestines."<br /><br />"Oopsie Daisies, we took off the wrong leg, didn't we?"<br /><br />"Oopsie Daisies, you weren't supposed to get the vasectomy, were you?"<br /><br />"Oopsie Daisies, good thing you have two of those!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-79838441915063384552009-06-16T15:15:51.713-05:002009-06-16T15:15:51.713-05:00umm...no doctors appointments, but my three year o...umm...no doctors appointments, but my three year old son opened my back door and peed on his two year old twin sisters today because he didn't feel like walking to the bathroom. then one of the girls was being a t-rex and bit my ass. i feel ou on the douche-baggy, sould sucking winding road thing.bethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10356046957903848490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-87673309521309522712009-06-16T15:03:17.806-05:002009-06-16T15:03:17.806-05:00i keep forgetting my gum too! spooky.i keep forgetting my gum too! spooky.mylittlebeckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09610700094326989044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-76291680851082982082009-06-16T14:55:16.954-05:002009-06-16T14:55:16.954-05:00Glaucoma Tests are assholes. The End. And if any G...Glaucoma Tests are assholes. The End. And if any Glaucoma test reads this and is all "I'm a really nice person, I'm just doing my job!" then I will be all "Nazi." and then I'll make that British "piss off" two finger waggle motion.Kurthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01575708700735000787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-49735308493142218122009-06-16T14:49:58.604-05:002009-06-16T14:49:58.604-05:00You get funnier with every post, I swear.
You sho...You get funnier with every post, I swear.<br /><br />You should go to my doctor- she never answers the phone, so you totally have an excuse for never making those appointments.<br /><br />Kitty Rock of Love Bus!Vichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714719295648072474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-79394349915366431232009-06-16T14:03:04.866-05:002009-06-16T14:03:04.866-05:00Holy crap, I peed myself reading about the eyeblow...Holy crap, I peed myself reading about the eyeblow machine. Like, that's the best the fucking scientists could come up with?! The scare-the-shit-out-of-them disease detection device?<br /><br />Dicks.<br /><br />Last time I went to the eye doctor I almost died on an elevator made of cardboard (no joke...well, the dying part maybe) and then she told me I have poor eyeball hygiene. I'll pay you (in fake money) if you ask your doctor what the fuck that means. I was too traumatized by the elevator to process the statement at the time.Kristinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03695753663759628104noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-88862230077266100972009-06-16T13:44:34.826-05:002009-06-16T13:44:34.826-05:00I find it strange that everyone is focusing on you...I find it strange that everyone is focusing on your pubes. I didn't realize this was that kind of blog. <br /><br />Or maybe I did and just like acting shocked. <br /><br />Oh, and if you get "light wine" it's only one WW point a glass.Logical Libbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00107961721466815295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-39230627285647265042009-06-16T13:40:02.893-05:002009-06-16T13:40:02.893-05:00I haven't been to the dentist in four years. ...I haven't been to the dentist in four years. It's ridiculous. I have no reason not to go at all. I've always had great teeth and my parents sent me every six months growing up...and then every year till my 24th birthday. Then I got my first cavity and decided to never go back.erinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00513388452402495090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-47677888956659900882009-06-16T13:39:45.012-05:002009-06-16T13:39:45.012-05:00...........i don't think i'm supposed to b..............i don't think i'm supposed to be in here..........jerrodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02841202441949769941noreply@blogger.com