tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post2492816707542022101..comments2023-10-24T10:51:27.943-05:00Comments on Yo Mama's Blog: I live in a world of fur – Not the sexy 70’s porn kind eitherMiss Yvonnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17846050528788481201noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-27186237393116750012009-12-30T21:41:52.630-06:002009-12-30T21:41:52.630-06:00My hubby says it's like Christmas every time h...My hubby says it's like Christmas every time he scoops the litter.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07322539753627427466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-27945888869004954522009-12-29T23:17:05.311-06:002009-12-29T23:17:05.311-06:00OMG I have laughed till my sides ache! This is the...OMG I have laughed till my sides ache! This is the funniest post I've ever read. EVER!Charhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13721202924711744684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-18028487974732403362009-12-29T06:33:59.742-06:002009-12-29T06:33:59.742-06:00You know that part in "99 Luftballoons"...You know that part in "99 Luftballoons" right before it gets all clappy and full of swaying motions from the 80s? That's about hitting cats in the head, I heard.<br /><br />Not really. I just heard the song and that's what I wished it was about because of all my empathy for Captain Carl.Kurthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01575708700735000787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-32269727685463767192009-12-28T19:56:53.015-06:002009-12-28T19:56:53.015-06:00I remember growing up we had a couple of cats whic...I remember growing up we had a couple of cats which ate ribbons and had festive rectums also.<br /><br />If you yank that ribbon hard enough and fast enough they explode like a little pinata.Totshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02640085595200932078noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-83320624965057877142009-12-28T15:57:58.793-06:002009-12-28T15:57:58.793-06:00wanna know what hurts, besides cat paws on testicl...wanna know what hurts, besides cat paws on testicles???? Hot chocolate through the nose when reading this!!!! <br /><br />cats bother me...they don't have eyebrows...and they think they are soooooo superior...bastards!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-32211495154339856432009-12-28T13:08:19.657-06:002009-12-28T13:08:19.657-06:00Captain Carl kinda rocks.
Change the "brown ...Captain Carl kinda rocks.<br /><br />Change the "brown one" to "grey one" and "testicles" to "vagina" and you could be talking about my house.<br /><br />It's sad, but true. All cats are the same. Some just drool a little more than others.Alysonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05318995922395308120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-2617830043976095122009-12-28T12:21:06.002-06:002009-12-28T12:21:06.002-06:00*pulls down pants and takes a crap on Captain Carl...*pulls down pants and takes a crap on Captain Carl's pillow*<br /><br />Carlos sends his regards.Steam Me Up, Kidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04125716705273823809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-26266122991599088112009-12-28T09:34:47.449-06:002009-12-28T09:34:47.449-06:00The decorated cats are truly a sit to see, have an...The decorated cats are truly a sit to see, have any pictures? I think Carl would solve the cat problem, but if he becomes a problem maybe you could get a pet pig. If the pig becomes a problem then perhaps a goat could take care of the pig, who takes care of the dog who takes care of the cats and so on and so on?Mama Wheatonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07517148288044183965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-41375222520537469162009-12-27T11:53:43.597-06:002009-12-27T11:53:43.597-06:00I used to be able to blog about stuff like this be...I used to be able to blog about stuff like this before I discovered the magic of manscaping.<br /><br />Perhaps I've said too much.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-67154477480110960132009-12-26T20:51:27.385-06:002009-12-26T20:51:27.385-06:00Oh Captain... I can't stop myself!
http://tat...Oh Captain... I can't stop myself!<br /><br /><a href="http://tatertotsforthemasses.blogspot.com/2009/12/cat-puncher.html" rel="nofollow">http://tatertotsforthemasses.blogspot.com/2009/12/cat-puncher.html</a>Totshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02640085595200932078noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-41129883909924143032009-12-26T18:19:09.335-06:002009-12-26T18:19:09.335-06:00Oh lawdy. Dogs are man's best friend. Dogs p...Oh lawdy. Dogs are man's best friend. Dogs poop outside and deter cats. Dogs are pretty much the best things on earth, ever. <br /><br />BESIDES- Carlos CHOSE Miss Yvonne He's so handsome! And brave! And I posted a "Save Carlos" photo on my blog! <br /><br />Tsh. Only mean people refuse dogs, Captain Carl. I know you're not a mean person. *pats back* I know you'll make the right decision. <br /><br />...O.OI'm Katie.https://www.blogger.com/profile/00913701914113335102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-50657854709887103362009-12-26T13:49:48.866-06:002009-12-26T13:49:48.866-06:00Ass ribbon is comic gold, I'm afraid you'r...Ass ribbon is comic gold, I'm afraid you're gonna have to put those cats on the payroll. <br /><br /><br />Fucking hilarious!Mona Lotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09258392124020633154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-33380305459348611032009-12-26T12:10:19.388-06:002009-12-26T12:10:19.388-06:00I think this speaks for itself!
http://tatertotsf...I think this speaks for itself!<br /><br /><a href="http://tatertotsforthemasses.blogspot.com/2009/12/great-escape.html" rel="nofollow">http://tatertotsforthemasses.blogspot.com/2009/12/great-escape.html</a>Totshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02640085595200932078noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-59590038933166113262009-12-26T11:52:12.289-06:002009-12-26T11:52:12.289-06:00Captain Carl, It's true, dog LOVE cat poop. Th...Captain Carl, It's true, dog LOVE cat poop. The stinkier the better, it's like canine caviar.<br /><br />P.S. Several of us have banded together and "Sprung" Carlos from the "Hoosgow" and will be dropping him off... Er, Uh, I mean... He will probably find his way home soon.Totshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02640085595200932078noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-4129744124779448682009-12-26T10:13:25.057-06:002009-12-26T10:13:25.057-06:00Do we all have to have ribbons coming out of our a...Do we all have to have ribbons coming out of our arses now, because I have to say I like to chew my ribbon?The Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10051844634899994750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-53897937207636411322009-12-26T08:28:05.334-06:002009-12-26T08:28:05.334-06:00Carlos deserves to stay, he was so brave for showi...Carlos deserves to stay, he was so brave for showing up in the first place. I can't imagine competing for attention in your place (pets, renters, kids, ect.)<br />Ribbon turds are the new black.dianehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16084010090761068139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-59507219175167079202009-12-26T07:47:28.333-06:002009-12-26T07:47:28.333-06:00cat diary? haha!cat diary? haha!miss. chiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07640004739888576783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-83914453027609061662009-12-25T21:34:49.175-06:002009-12-25T21:34:49.175-06:00Don't you get it? The Blame game. Cats in a sa...Don't you get it? The Blame game. Cats in a sack. river near by. freedom is yours!<br />"Hon have you seen the cats?"<br />"A nope. maybe the weiner ate em?"<br />"evil grin"Markitoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01723460811066104538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-58043042915413308672009-12-25T19:17:13.199-06:002009-12-25T19:17:13.199-06:00LOL at LMB's comment.
Jugs@@LOL at LMB's comment. <br /><br />Jugs@@Green-Eyed Momsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10175981627284967050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-2576226895308152632009-12-25T17:15:42.024-06:002009-12-25T17:15:42.024-06:00Ass ribbons and Kitty Roca... the true meaning of ...Ass ribbons and Kitty Roca... the true meaning of Christmas!<br /><br />Cap'n, this whole post illustrates why you need a dog as they are the opposite in every way* to cats. You cannot find an animal that will abjectly crave your love and approval harder than a dog.<br /><br /><br />*okay except for eating horrible things that later hang out of their assesSoda and Candyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12935596856894830824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-51007093863660401172009-12-25T08:10:25.620-06:002009-12-25T08:10:25.620-06:00If you do let Carlos in, please be careful about t...If you do let Carlos in, please be careful about that whole "they love to eat cat shit" thing. I once had to give the vet $432 to repair my dog's intestines after he found the litter box and gorged on Kitty Roca.mossumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05252239793254346813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-13638265629497199172009-12-25T07:19:08.964-06:002009-12-25T07:19:08.964-06:00I understand, Captain Carl. If you need extra cat ...I understand, Captain Carl. If you need extra cat hair for your knitting projects, I can send you mine. Let me know.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-62878035309733507362009-12-25T01:03:44.650-06:002009-12-25T01:03:44.650-06:00I hate cats.
Evil fucking selfish bastards.
Tel...I hate cats. <br /><br />Evil fucking selfish bastards.<br /><br />Tell her to get rid of the pussies, if she really wants the wiener.<br /><br />Dogs are much better.Edhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11425014053974689270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-19275808800329215162009-12-24T22:23:39.781-06:002009-12-24T22:23:39.781-06:00Aye Captain, me thinks Carlos would be dead in a w...Aye Captain, me thinks Carlos would be dead in a week. <br /><br />Keep the faith and don't let the withholding of sexual favors weaken your resolve. <br /><br />(Ha ha! My "word verification" was SPERMSH.)corticoWhathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12559817788925682627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-36348490873952434352009-12-24T17:34:17.081-06:002009-12-24T17:34:17.081-06:00Little Ms Blogger has a point. My dog's favori...Little Ms Blogger has a point. My dog's favorite thing to eat in the whole world is cat turds. I don't know that a dog would be much help against the cats, though...our dog gets his ass kicked by our cat on a daily basis. Not exactly the toughest animal you've ever met...kate sweetenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05456543724486391157noreply@blogger.com