tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post5186362885606566915..comments2023-10-24T10:51:27.943-05:00Comments on Yo Mama's Blog: Captain Carl's Favorite GameMiss Yvonnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17846050528788481201noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-72185485131273884942009-04-12T23:37:00.000-05:002009-04-12T23:37:00.000-05:00I know what felching AND blumpkin mean...because I...I know what felching AND blumpkin mean...because I've read "Invisible Monsters" by Chuck Palahniuk. I suspect Carl has read it too....if he hasn't, make him.Captain Jet Packhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10730364732403360335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-63576509369720107282009-04-04T06:05:00.000-05:002009-04-04T06:05:00.000-05:00I think you just made "My Humps" awesome... Which...I think you just made "My Humps" awesome... Which I would have previously thought impossible. You are magic.Mona Lotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09258392124020633154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-27819369431589650552009-04-03T21:44:00.000-05:002009-04-03T21:44:00.000-05:00Oh, look this is a good game. :)Health information...Oh, look this is a good game. :)<BR/><A HREF="http://fymtyh.blogspot.com" REL="nofollow">Health information</A><BR/><A HREF="http://eyesinkaleidoscope.blogspot.com" REL="nofollow">Humor & Fun World</A>skywindhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08976744642790529029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-51660203824124183632009-04-03T15:48:00.000-05:002009-04-03T15:48:00.000-05:00Nikki: He does watch porn...what guy doesn't?Amy K...Nikki: He does watch porn...what guy doesn't?<BR/><BR/>Amy Kate: I am soooo gonna start calling him "Hot Carl". He will love that. But don't worry, he's not trying to integrate that gross stuff into our sex life...unlike that ex of yours. "Can I pee on you"??? Ummm, no I'd rather you didn't...thanks anyway.<BR/><BR/>Betsey: My husband and your husband would be bff's in real life.<BR/><BR/>Kate: hee hee, you said "choked" and "felcher" in the same sentence. Awesome.<BR/><BR/>rachie: I have never watched the two girls one cup video...Captain Carl watched it and told me I am better off never seeing it.<BR/><BR/>Solanaceae: I had no idea Alanis did a cover of My Humps! I'm off to download it...<BR/><BR/>erin: I actually said the same thing to the Captain...who would ever want to do that? He told me not to ask people that question because I might be shocked at the answer.<BR/><BR/>Dana's Brain: Big words are awesome. I was going to tell you my favorite big words, but all I can think of is "rollerskating" and I'm pretty sure there are words way longer than that one.<BR/><BR/>Cassie: hee hee,you said DUMP.Miss Yvonnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17846050528788481201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-65583265614540923652009-04-03T13:45:00.000-05:002009-04-03T13:45:00.000-05:00I don't know what felching is but I won't be looki...I don't know what felching is but I won't be looking it up because unfortunately I do know what a blumpkin is and, ew. My college roommate had a boyfriend for awhile (why she ever dated him i still don't understand) who would ask her to do things like give him a blumpkin and since she didn't know what these things were she would look them up on the internet. and then tell us about it. and then we would tell her to DUMP HIM. As far as I know she never did any of these things, but she may have never told us. I know I sure as hell wouldn't have admitted it!Cassiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00506628800184226270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-22205093258976977272009-04-03T12:31:00.000-05:002009-04-03T12:31:00.000-05:00That's a good game. I like big fun words - not nec...That's a good game. I like big fun words - not necessarily dirty ones. Like anthropomorphizing. That is a good fucking word!DKChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06564455767137872485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-21600106558528621752009-04-03T11:59:00.000-05:002009-04-03T11:59:00.000-05:00I had one boyfriend who said to me "can i pee on y...I had one boyfriend who said to me "can i pee on you?" in one moment in a super drunk action marathon. He was a funny guy, and I'm pretty sure he was kidding, but...<BR/>I declined, OBVIOUSLY, but of course told my friends and eventually my husband about it because, well, that's funny stuff. <BR/>Poor guy's nickname went from "good sex ed" to "pee on me ed" in one fell swoop. <BR/>ANYWAY, point being that that is the extent of weird requests in the bedroom in my illustrious past. And anything else....I would likely have become a non-sexual being because i'd be so grossed out.Amy Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13864770312360226508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-7108526535005878912009-04-03T11:51:00.000-05:002009-04-03T11:51:00.000-05:00Who thinks up these terms? And who would actually...Who thinks up these terms? And who would actually 'felch'? I've known a million people in my lifetime and I think I can safely say that no one actually does that. I can just hear my boyfriend saying now,"She that protests the loudest.."erinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00513388452402495090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-81179544662573390222009-04-03T11:04:00.000-05:002009-04-03T11:04:00.000-05:00Last night just to piss off my own hubby (for some...Last night just to piss off my own hubby (for some sin I can't rightly recall at the moment but I'm sure was really bad -hehe)I played Alanis Morissette's cover of "My Humps" really loud until he begged for mercy. I'm not sure which one of us got the fuzzy end of the lollipop on that one.Solanaceaehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11091792596934763707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-17306228498905550282009-04-03T10:41:00.000-05:002009-04-03T10:41:00.000-05:00I thought it couldn't get any worse and then Amy K...I thought it couldn't get any worse and then Amy Kate had to mention the 2 girls 1 cup video. I try to live life as if I've never seen that video. <BR/>Excuse me, I need to go burn my eyes out.Rachaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04497321835680652697noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-19876095791845823732009-04-03T10:29:00.000-05:002009-04-03T10:29:00.000-05:00I lived in this huge apartment complex off of camp...I lived in this huge apartment complex off of campus my junior year of college - when my roommate and I met the neighbors, I almost choked when one of the guys told us his name was "Casey Felcher". It turns out that his name was actually "Fletcher" or "Fisher" or something boring and not nearly as funny. I called him Casey Felcher until the day we moved out. I don't think he liked me very much.kate sweetenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05456543724486391157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-687102817096971892009-04-03T09:41:00.000-05:002009-04-03T09:41:00.000-05:00So my husband and I had an entire day where we spe...So my husband and I had an entire day where we spent the afternoon on Urban Dictionary looking up felching and blumpkins. <BR/><BR/>Yes, those very words. <BR/><BR/>In the end, I was sick to my stomach.<BR/><BR/>My husband said he had something to fix that. <BR/><BR/>It was the same thing that supposedly fixes my sore throat too.<BR/><BR/>Pig.Mrs. Boomshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07327877419678061633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-13996727750760748442009-04-03T09:28:00.000-05:002009-04-03T09:28:00.000-05:00Funny on several levels:1) I am glad that he likel...Funny on several levels:<BR/>1) I am glad that he likely appreciates being called "Hot Carl" which is what I think every damn time you put his name up there.<BR/>2) I was, strangely, just on a sex dictionary online in another tab as I came across your post. http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/<BR/>3) I looked up blumpkin on the urban dictionary, and if I were married to him, I would be in fear that he introduces these terms as a means to introduce things to spice up the relationship beyond the Fergilicious singalongs. Because...GROSS. Way grosser than Felching. How much does he enjoy the two girls one cup video?<BR/>4) My oldest sister and I, when we first got computers/internet/email/etc. in like 1998 or so, would find sick sick stuff online and send people emails with things like "Oh my gosh, check out this super cute site about penguins!" and the link would take them scat.com or somethine else totally gross. <BR/>Bwa ha aha!Amy Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13864770312360226508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-249622520053408222009-04-03T09:15:00.000-05:002009-04-03T09:15:00.000-05:00I would guess he watches a lot of porn. My guy fr...I would guess he watches a lot of porn. My guy friends play those jokes on me. "Hey Nikki come look at this video!!" Okay dee dee dee. OMG!!!<BR/><BR/>Yep, it's pretty much a man thing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com