tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post5935000708271259821..comments2023-10-24T10:51:27.943-05:00Comments on Yo Mama's Blog: Jesus FailMiss Yvonnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17846050528788481201noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-73085585128901081382017-08-20T10:52:57.284-05:002017-08-20T10:52:57.284-05:00Don't worry if you see the same lines again wh...Don't worry if you see the same lines again when you reopen the app. <a href="https://sites.google.com/site/herearethefilesyouneed/dhd-root-apk" rel="nofollow">sites.google.com/site/herearethefilesyouneed</a> The child must pick one of four pictures to fill the spot -- in this case, the correct answer is the adult chicken.milleniumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10367828054953345387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-75631118365852266512015-03-21T18:09:11.555-05:002015-03-21T18:09:11.555-05:00That's cool, girl. Jesus will ask you, as He&#...That's cool, girl. Jesus will ask you, as He'll ask me, whether you wanna follow Him at your General Judgment. I'm gonna respond in the affirmative with a great, #@!! BIG-OL 'YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!' Why? Looky here. This’ll help immensely on your journey Upstairs: Q: Why should you love our exploded plethora of produce which’ll plant the seeds for YOU to grow to great heights?? PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK:<br /><br />A: Greetings, earthling. Not sure if we're on the same page if you saw what I saw. Because I was an actual NDE on the outskirts of the Great Beyond at 15 yet wasn’t allowed in, lemme share with you what I actually know Seventh-Heaven’s Big-Bang’s gonna be like for us if ya believe/accept: meet this ultra-bombastic, ex-mortal-Upstairs for the most blatantly deluxe, incredibly incomprehensible, catch-22-excitotoxins, myriads of cogently-ironic-metaphors, guhroovaliciousnessly-delicious-endorphin-rush, pleasure-beyond-measure, Ultra-Firepower-Idyllic-Addiction in the Great Beyond for a BIG-ol, kick-ass, party-hardy, robust-N-risqué, eternal-real-McCoy-warp-drive you DO NOT wanna miss the sink-your-teeth-in-the-rrrock’nNsmmmokin’-hot-deal: PLEASE KEEP HANDS/FEET INSIDE THE RIDE UNTIL WE MADE A CIRCUMFERENCE OF the OUTSTANDING, NEVER-ENDING, THRILLIONTH-RED-MARKER-POSSIBILITIES …with eXtra eXciting eXtroverts doing the most vivid, brazen congrewnts: flawless as pearls from the Toyster Upstairs!!! 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/>panca-samuderahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17603722958268927793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-16411533416405044282013-05-08T07:51:59.634-05:002013-05-08T07:51:59.634-05:00ePageWiz will be considered a program that also co...ePageWiz will be considered a program that also converts html pages to be able to a remain-alone EXE publish. This ebook software offers full support of multimedia contents (HTML Pages, Java Scripts, Flash Files, VB Scripts, Graphic Files, Video Files Fashion Sheets, Sound Files and etc). This program also gets the ability to help password protect your publish from copyright violators and the capability in order to add 'trial limitation' which require users to be able to register in order to have full reach in order to the manuscript.<a href="http://www.epagewiz.com/" rel="nofollow">ebook software</a>king 9k5https://www.blogger.com/profile/16600334775092088113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-90981083985903321212012-05-22T11:59:42.786-05:002012-05-22T11:59:42.786-05:00We conceived our twins just before we left for Goo...We conceived our twins just before we left for Good Friday service. Day of <br />Abstinence. Whatevs.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00195815006719823393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-78497039155123985902012-04-18T14:00:37.943-05:002012-04-18T14:00:37.943-05:00Oh. My. Gawd! That pic of Captain Carl is pricel...Oh. My. Gawd! That pic of Captain Carl is priceless.<br />xo jjJoanna Jenkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10836376588710862173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-17331678054660786942012-04-16T08:50:18.263-05:002012-04-16T08:50:18.263-05:00I don't think the people who sleep in all year...I don't think the people who sleep in all year and ONLY go to church on Easter are going to be any more saved just because of an effort they made for ONE DAY! LOLKimber Leszczuk.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10600447859414457126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-9118755279028848192012-04-13T17:22:02.253-05:002012-04-13T17:22:02.253-05:00...From the erection to the ressurection eh?
We pa......From the erection to the ressurection eh?<br />We pagans roll our eggs down the hill, then roll each other around in the nearest hay loft..Now that's the way to celebrate Oestre!Wild Willie o' Orkneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11155296430902265904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-60011501150467441402012-04-12T05:18:55.165-05:002012-04-12T05:18:55.165-05:00I've been trying to convince the 7yr old that ...I've been trying to convince the 7yr old that Jesus is a zombie because he came back from the dead, but he's not having it. Goddamn Catholic school!<br /><br />xxMrs BChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08281463357359416086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-47724208003541725412012-04-11T21:53:42.836-05:002012-04-11T21:53:42.836-05:00I think Jesus wants us to have sex on Easter. Isn&...I think Jesus wants us to have sex on Easter. Isn't that the whole "rise again" thing?Logical Libbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00107961721466815295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-91894791564729204262012-04-11T09:11:38.572-05:002012-04-11T09:11:38.572-05:00My Mom stopped asking years ago. The mother-in-law...My Mom stopped asking years ago. The mother-in-law still gets on the wife about it. I think she's a disappointment vampire.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11458043604859768732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-39233126677329435182012-04-09T19:46:17.965-05:002012-04-09T19:46:17.965-05:00I'm with you. Didn't feel like dealing wit...I'm with you. Didn't feel like dealing with a Two year old doing Dinosaur sound while praying (we just went to a mass for a Baptism. Yes, he totally did).<br />So I was actually doing a public Service so every one else could enjoy the mass.nina@themissadventuresofninahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09679333311052160580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-590037878245392582012-04-09T18:26:52.897-05:002012-04-09T18:26:52.897-05:00I grew up going to mass every sunday, and now have...I grew up going to mass every sunday, and now haven't been in yearss except for the occasional wedding or funeral.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803472040500529682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-80486112920602990552012-04-09T13:32:45.547-05:002012-04-09T13:32:45.547-05:00Yeah. Same here. Raised the same way, and always h...Yeah. Same here. Raised the same way, and always hated those people that ONLY came to Church on "Church Holidays". So now I REFUSE to become one of those people and so we skipped Christmas AND Easter. <br />F says we are going to start going again. And then he slept in on Sunday.DevilsHeavenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10066633834012224689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-35247373158653753552012-04-09T13:27:16.453-05:002012-04-09T13:27:16.453-05:00Remember, if you're not sinning, Jesus died fo...Remember, if you're not sinning, Jesus died for nothing.FFWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02739370421071042112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-82827277820997276152012-04-09T13:26:46.010-05:002012-04-09T13:26:46.010-05:00I think Jesus understands. You know he was textin...I think Jesus understands. You know he was texting Mary Magdalene from the cross saying "Dun worry babe, brb in 3 days. K thx, xoxoxo"<br /><br />Let the sister be more saved than you. You're probably more saved than I am (but not by much...)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02993699573170596587noreply@blogger.com