tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post6318316644389441114..comments2023-10-24T10:51:27.943-05:00Comments on Yo Mama's Blog: Just A Little Diarrhea StoryMiss Yvonnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17846050528788481201noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-49346131255292447572014-12-21T23:48:05.795-06:002014-12-21T23:48:05.795-06:00I was running a 5k. I felt like i was doing prett...I was running a 5k. I felt like i was doing pretty well. then at a little over half the run I started to feel my stomach gurgle. It was rumbling so I drank some water. I kept running. another half mile went by and i felt it brewing in my intestines. I was committed to finish. I drank some more water. and walked a little bit. As I was walking I almost shat myself. So I ran really fast to the end. I was thinking I can do this... My ass was clenched and I was scared.. I got off the treadmill and walked fastly to the bathroom. I let out a giant watery poo. I shit soo bad until they kicked me out of the gym.shmehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14465268726359331954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-74978088893447745402009-08-31T10:55:56.517-05:002009-08-31T10:55:56.517-05:00Just be glad you didn't shart in your car. Bec...Just be glad you didn't shart in your car. Because getting poo out of your car interior would be nas-tay.Hippo Brigadehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11864811988018961137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-70967162668530193212009-08-26T11:38:56.264-05:002009-08-26T11:38:56.264-05:00I feel so much better now that everyone is sharing...I feel so much better now that everyone is sharing their diarrhea cha-cha-cha stories with me. You people are awesome and also apparently have a lot of bowel problems.Miss Yvonnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17846050528788481201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-41534220010443822032009-08-26T09:21:32.707-05:002009-08-26T09:21:32.707-05:00I can't believe I read this whole post. I hat...I can't believe I read this whole post. I hate poop and pooping. I actually feel the need to shower every time I poop. I feel sick right now. Especially after reading that Steamy pooped in her pants the other day. Fucking Great.erinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00513388452402495090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-32351361716942411982009-08-26T08:29:15.322-05:002009-08-26T08:29:15.322-05:00I once flooded a Wendy's toilet. Proud day in ...I once flooded a Wendy's toilet. Proud day in my history.Nikkihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18028938529708206760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-73796222291981373122009-08-26T07:58:38.363-05:002009-08-26T07:58:38.363-05:00My entry in the diarrhea showdown:
Since I got my...My entry in the diarrhea showdown:<br /><br />Since I got my gallbladder removed, things have been a little...*ahem* tricky in the digestive category. Sam and I took the dog to the park one Saturday morning - the dog park is HUGE and requires a decent little hike to get to the dog beach. We were down at the shore line of the dog beach when *rumblegurrglerumble* I gave Sam the bug-eyed look of fear and started race-walking back to the car. After finally - FINALLY - making it to the car (while actually contemplating using the dirty-as-hell-rotting-in-90-degree-humidity Port-o-Potty), I calmly (read: panicked shouting) told Sam to 'NOT DRIVE LIKE A GODDAMN GRANDPA FOR ONCE IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE AND GET ME TO A BATHROOOOOOM!' He sped through the park and out onto the roadway to the closest thing we could find - a VERY busy McDonald's during lunch on a Saturday. Awesome.<br /><br />Man...I have another one that's almost as bad and also involves McDonald's. I don't know how many poo stories from me you want on your blog, though :)kate sweetenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05456543724486391157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-28726266946866649712009-08-26T07:12:24.404-05:002009-08-26T07:12:24.404-05:00I would totally participate in a diarrhea showdown...I would totally participate in a diarrhea showdown...I can spray with the best of them...best place to go is in the bathroom of a White Castle, because that is apparently where EVERYBODY prefers to spray their shit...Organic Meatbaghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00740368286985980207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-45075765966830038502009-08-25T21:12:01.453-05:002009-08-25T21:12:01.453-05:00The gas station is always worse- because you have ...The gas station is always worse- because you have to ask for the key. And they all give you that knowing look.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-72205518684813853722009-08-25T19:32:09.184-05:002009-08-25T19:32:09.184-05:00I had to hold in a diarrhea explosion across half ...I had to hold in a diarrhea explosion across half of France when I was an exchange student in high school because I was too shy and wasn't sure how to say I needed to stop at a rest room because I was having an intestinal emergency in French.<br /><br />I can't even begin to describe the agony of that drive.Mandy_Fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05561598721266208665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-64196543848005590702009-08-25T19:18:01.505-05:002009-08-25T19:18:01.505-05:00I missed Depeche Mode this year when they were aro...I missed Depeche Mode this year when they were around. Luckily not because I had diarrhea.justmakingourwayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01410133602131763514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-80691072550935249102009-08-25T18:03:54.688-05:002009-08-25T18:03:54.688-05:00First of all, Miss Yvonne, Lame and Depeche Mode s...First of all, Miss Yvonne, Lame and Depeche Mode should never be in the same sentence! Okay?<br /><br />I had a dream that I met you IRL. You weren't home but you were on your way and then you let ALL of us stay at your house. It was a cool dream. Do you have a lake? We were feeding ducks at a lake by your house. Weird, huh? I have no idea what it meant. <br /><br />Have fun with your friend!<br /><br />Jugs@@Green-Eyed Momsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10175981627284967050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-58725709052017916082009-08-25T17:36:29.115-05:002009-08-25T17:36:29.115-05:00There's a chinese restaurant that I LOVE but t...There's a chinese restaurant that I LOVE but their brown sauce does not agree with me. The rate at which it is process and ready to be expelled from my system is truely alarming. Quit eating it? Nope. Now I get carry out.Samsmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11169303081015977579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-84268676583531979832009-08-25T17:35:09.627-05:002009-08-25T17:35:09.627-05:00I was going to write a comment telling you about h...I was going to write a comment telling you about how I just recently crapped in my pants a little, but didn't even realize it until hours later went I went to go pee, and the first thing I thought when I pulled down my pants was WTF??! Who the hell crapped in my pants??!<br /><br />But I decided not to leave that comment because HELLO??! GOLD MINE! I should SAVE it for its own POST!!!<br /><br />But then I changed my mind again. <br /><br />And then I ate some string cheese.<br /><br />the end.Steam Me Up, Kidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04125716705273823809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-78155475885655849432009-08-25T17:15:34.635-05:002009-08-25T17:15:34.635-05:00One time, I was at the post office and this happen...One time, I was at the post office and this happened to me. There's no bathroom at the post office, but my sister-in-law lives nearby. No one was home, so I went in and used the bathroom because, duh, it was a diarrhea emergency! Old house, no exhaust fan, and I wasn't going to leave a candle burning so I just waved the bathroom door a few times to break up the brown cloud. Because you know diarrhea emergencies have their very own level of bad odor. Later, when I fessed up, she said she had wandered around the house yelling at the dog and looking for the "accident" she was sure he'd had. Sorry Jack-Jack.IslandBluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15993667202927368133noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-91216015276121246682009-08-25T17:01:36.888-05:002009-08-25T17:01:36.888-05:00I would leave a comment along with everybody else&...I would leave a comment along with everybody else's, but I gotta go. . .I mean I have to run. . .whatever.dianehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16084010090761068139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-22163546487106788642009-08-25T16:19:48.219-05:002009-08-25T16:19:48.219-05:00You know what....I forfeit. You can have this one...You know what....I forfeit. You can have this one...Little Ms Bloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17208746635976950728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-11256048168742764602009-08-25T16:09:35.608-05:002009-08-25T16:09:35.608-05:00Gas station bathroom wins hands down!
The only th...Gas station bathroom wins hands down!<br /><br />The only thing worse is having one at work!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-69298239869298492772009-08-25T16:03:39.685-05:002009-08-25T16:03:39.685-05:00Well fortunately for me I don't shit. I'm ...Well fortunately for me I don't shit. I'm pretty sure if I did, it wouldn't stink anyway. <br /><br />;)Candicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05553652923537266660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-87300528230752605672009-08-25T15:44:43.086-05:002009-08-25T15:44:43.086-05:00Honey pie. I had a major blow out at the Costco. N...Honey pie. I had a major blow out at the Costco. Not pretty. Smelly.The Peach Tarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01587235197620014751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-46514695060266040962009-08-25T15:30:08.479-05:002009-08-25T15:30:08.479-05:00Ha the same thing happened to the man this weekend...Ha the same thing happened to the man this weekend... we were on our way home and he said his guts were hurting him so being a man he tried to fart and shit his pants. (just a little so he says) I thought it was fucking HYSTERICAL until he reminded me that I do the laundry... now it's not so funny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-53662210433099439832009-08-25T15:30:07.915-05:002009-08-25T15:30:07.915-05:00I'm thinking, no, to the competition. It could...I'm thinking, no, to the competition. It could get ugly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-9926402015493833062009-08-25T15:16:30.700-05:002009-08-25T15:16:30.700-05:00We should pretty much NOT have a diarrhea competit...We should pretty much NOT have a diarrhea competition. <br /><br />Air punch!Mrs. Boomshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07327877419678061633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-75373519542404542312009-08-25T14:33:33.007-05:002009-08-25T14:33:33.007-05:00Hahahahaha! THAT was priceless. And I used to love...Hahahahaha! THAT was priceless. And I used to love Arby's too. But now every time I think of Arby's I'll think..."Miss Yvonne's diarrhea incident". Sigh.<br /><br />I left you an award or sorts on meh blog.Alysonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05318995922395308120noreply@blogger.com