tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post6351926386961649092..comments2023-10-24T10:51:27.943-05:00Comments on Yo Mama's Blog: Mama Don't Let Yer Babies Grow Up To Be Chain-Smokin' Lottery PlayersMiss Yvonnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17846050528788481201noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-72819839967158112492010-03-10T19:33:19.138-06:002010-03-10T19:33:19.138-06:00"required for bumsex"... um, no thanks?"required for bumsex"... um, no thanks?Alisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06930063125203710694noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-14443023289411514392010-03-10T09:00:46.100-06:002010-03-10T09:00:46.100-06:00Lube is an excellent first purchase at an adult vi...Lube is an excellent first purchase at an adult video store.<br /><br />Good party? Required for bumsex.<br /><br />Bad party? You can still make out with your hand.<br /><br />Stop picking on the kid, people.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-39275715759384230112010-03-09T23:33:29.762-06:002010-03-09T23:33:29.762-06:00...hahaha...lube? His heart was probably pounding ......hahaha...lube? His heart was probably pounding so hard, he grabbed whatever was near and purchased it.Sorry you missed out on the sex action...would've been a colorful part of your blog.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-47112185492711963992010-03-09T22:42:53.986-06:002010-03-09T22:42:53.986-06:00That sounds like an 18th birthday to remember! Go...That sounds like an 18th birthday to remember! Good for him!<br /><br />The list of things to buy totally cracked me up. I love that he actually went out and bought the stuff.... even the lube ;-)<br /><br />Sorry you missed the sex in the driveway. That's bold.<br /><br />xoJoanna Jenkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10836376588710862173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-49850957349354598232010-03-09T22:36:00.408-06:002010-03-09T22:36:00.408-06:00Oh SHIT. For whatever reason, your son turning 18...Oh SHIT. For whatever reason, your son turning 18 has made me feel really old. I know a few months ago I was all, "When does he turn 18? *wink wink*" Now I feel creepy for even joking about it.<br /><br />But hey! Sounds like a bitchin' 18th birthday. I think mine was spent at home with my parents. WILD. But not as wild as my 21st- which I spent with my dying grandfather! Woooohooooo!!I'm Katie.https://www.blogger.com/profile/00913701914113335102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-42866973464278526202010-03-09T20:42:57.103-06:002010-03-09T20:42:57.103-06:00Bwahahaha! Sounds like he really missed a great pa...Bwahahaha! Sounds like he really missed a great party. Loved all the comments. Too funny.<br /><br />xoxoCharhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13721202924711744684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-79481025787545605422010-03-09T19:45:01.764-06:002010-03-09T19:45:01.764-06:00GEEZ.
You must of had him when you were 12.*
*s...GEEZ. <br /><br />You must of had him when you were 12.*<br /><br />*shameless flattery*<br /><br />When you said lube and cigars, I thought maybe he had a date with Monica Lewinsky.<br /><br />P.S. You & Capt better make an appearance in St. Louis at the Roundup.Edhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11425014053974689270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-1243329976393214382010-03-09T16:17:41.370-06:002010-03-09T16:17:41.370-06:00Lube is a good solid choice. You don't need co...Lube is a good solid choice. You don't need company to use it. But when company's a comin, you might wipe off the outside of the tube and put it on top of the pornos in your nightstand drawer. You might want to tell him sticky lube tubes are a turnoff.Stephanie Meade Greshamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08644887349270499889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-78399405635926138302010-03-09T15:52:29.634-06:002010-03-09T15:52:29.634-06:00I love when they say that they are a man and nobod...I love when they say that they are a man and nobody is going to tell them what do to. (Nobody means mom, of course.) I always tell them a real man doesn't have his mommy buy his underpants. <br /><br />I had to run out and buy a pack of cigarettes which I could not even finish even after a month. <br /><br />Sorry you missed busting the sex in the driveway...it does sound like a TV show though. You could get the same actors from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."Happy Hour...Somewherehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12006873159933226231noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-77741130615942501192010-03-09T13:59:07.956-06:002010-03-09T13:59:07.956-06:00Good boy, get all the taboos over that first day t...Good boy, get all the taboos over that first day then it's plain sailing. 18. Exactly how old does that make YOU feel now Miss Y.? :) You're a pretty young smoking lady to have a kid that old.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-70763487151105835292010-03-09T11:42:53.100-06:002010-03-09T11:42:53.100-06:00THEONLYKINDOFPARTYYOURMOM'SINTERESTEDINISAPOKE...THEONLYKINDOFPARTYYOURMOM'SINTERESTEDINISAPOKEPARTYWITHAFEWOFHERDUDES!! <br /><br />*gasp*<br />*gasp*Steam Me Up, Kidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04125716705273823809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-53178169420006812332010-03-09T10:41:02.377-06:002010-03-09T10:41:02.377-06:00You guys really are the most awesome parents ever!...You guys really are the most awesome parents ever!Cassiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00506628800184226270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-84139851108044760372010-03-09T10:33:23.051-06:002010-03-09T10:33:23.051-06:00The lube is the only thing he SHOWED you. The poc...The lube is the only thing he SHOWED you. The pocket pussy is hidden under his matress.Lindsayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00857893133927744438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-83871698629515072782010-03-09T10:30:15.516-06:002010-03-09T10:30:15.516-06:00HOLY SHIT! YOU MISSED OUT ON THE DRIVEWAY SEX STIN...HOLY SHIT! YOU MISSED OUT ON THE DRIVEWAY SEX STING?!<br /><br />That really sucks. The whole point of becoming a parent is so you can scare the bejeezus out of horny teens.<br /><br />Happy birthday to your baby!Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07322539753627427466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-58262495859907788412010-03-09T10:27:13.189-06:002010-03-09T10:27:13.189-06:00I thought all kids had to take Lube 101 in Jr. Hig...I thought all kids had to take Lube 101 in Jr. High. Can you guess who taught it? Can ya? <br /><br />It's okay...I'll wait.Kurthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01575708700735000787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-65317420769054750402010-03-09T09:58:43.685-06:002010-03-09T09:58:43.685-06:00You or the Captain must have a sit down with him a...You or the Captain must have a sit down with him about the lube. <br /><br />PS - I remember my first time in a sex shop. Head down, quick in, quick out.AtYourCervixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08238926588944507794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-21459316275407257172010-03-09T09:33:55.311-06:002010-03-09T09:33:55.311-06:00of all things he could buy, he got lube? LOLof all things he could buy, he got lube? LOLMommyLovesStilettoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09743876173745605269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-83015953246859675102010-03-09T09:22:24.171-06:002010-03-09T09:22:24.171-06:00Oh, turning 18. I remember I planned on going to t...Oh, turning 18. I remember I planned on going to the strip club, but then, I ended up spending all my money on scratch tickets. What a magical time!Tonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11575553396396299732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-83533806310131196862010-03-09T09:05:11.872-06:002010-03-09T09:05:11.872-06:00Is it strawberry flavored lube? Cause then you mig...Is it strawberry flavored lube? Cause then you might really want to rethink your parenting. (I'm not really sure what I'm saying here)dianehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16084010090761068139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-70937526203410287012010-03-09T08:27:53.608-06:002010-03-09T08:27:53.608-06:00Lube! He doesn't know what to do with lube? Th...Lube! He doesn't know what to do with lube? The fuck?<br />I love that you're excited that kids were having sex in your driveway. Cool mom alert.miss. chiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07640004739888576783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-61359821579791555332010-03-09T08:24:04.219-06:002010-03-09T08:24:04.219-06:00Damnit. I still haven't ever won anything off ...Damnit. I still haven't ever won anything off of a Lotto ticket.<br /><br />Oh, and Jake Ryan is a TOTAL dreamboat. That Carolyn bitch never deserved him.kate sweetenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05456543724486391157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-60555740064615890382010-03-09T08:22:06.912-06:002010-03-09T08:22:06.912-06:00Lube. Out of all the choices available...he chose ...Lube. Out of all the choices available...he chose lube. Sigh.<br /><br />I didn't do anything exciting when I turned 18. I was a bad kid, already doing all the "good" stuff. <br /><br />I am, however, making note of your parenting skills. Only 9 more years and I'll have a teenager to use them on. 13 is when it starts, right?Alysonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05318995922395308120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-5582244388623071492010-03-09T08:18:43.971-06:002010-03-09T08:18:43.971-06:00He went to an adult store and bought lube? I am so...He went to an adult store and bought lube? I am so betting he went in, blushed, and grabbed the first thing he saw. <br /><br />I mean, cause that's what I did. Unfortunately for me, the first thing I saw was one of those giant latex fists.Logical Libbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00107961721466815295noreply@blogger.com