tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post727148896073267269..comments2023-10-24T10:51:27.943-05:00Comments on Yo Mama's Blog: Enter The Mullet Giveaway Today!Miss Yvonnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17846050528788481201noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-92026878296848699472009-07-08T21:48:15.564-05:002009-07-08T21:48:15.564-05:00I can’t walk and chew gum at the same time. But I ...I can’t walk and chew gum at the same time. But I can’t walk after a few drinks anyway with the way I pour ‘em. So, I could sit on my ass and chew gum and not walk. Of course, I would probably choke on the gum due to the drunkenness but I still want some! I’ll take my chances on the choking because I live on the edge like that.All Starhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15139261995642775747noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-5071031048196892252009-07-08T14:44:39.687-05:002009-07-08T14:44:39.687-05:00You are awesome because you won a vibrator. And ta...You are awesome because you won a vibrator. And talk about rubbing chicklets on your who-ha. <br /><br />(http://anticsofacrazymom.typepad.com)Nikkihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18028938529708206760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-16472562604694453932009-07-07T19:48:30.250-05:002009-07-07T19:48:30.250-05:00haha yeah you're awesome especially that good ...haha yeah you're awesome especially that good luck bitches bit. hilarious!<br /><br />I've never in my life seen gum that awesome, I've got to win!! Can you disqualify everyone else just because? If you do I'll ..hmm I'll send you cookies. :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01395008376786680669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-56098027371126257282009-07-06T23:10:29.302-05:002009-07-06T23:10:29.302-05:00I followed Cat's link at zipbagofbones. Funny ...I followed Cat's link at zipbagofbones. Funny stuff over here!!Michellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10797131548275372465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-47069173622314793422009-07-06T20:30:26.738-05:002009-07-06T20:30:26.738-05:00These are awesome.
And you MAY wish to stop by m...These are awesome. <br /><br />And you MAY wish to stop by my little slice of hell and accept your Bnaughty prize! Congratulations!<br /><br />FYI: my word verification is "exc bj". Appropriate, no?zipbagofboneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02845215266169983575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-86608343805629325412009-07-06T14:57:21.568-05:002009-07-06T14:57:21.568-05:00Hey, do we get bonus points for talking about geni...Hey, do we get bonus points for talking about genitals? Just wondering.Totshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02640085595200932078noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-42963932138741101942009-07-06T14:37:08.882-05:002009-07-06T14:37:08.882-05:00wow gum! I can't control my emotions....wow gum! I can't control my emotions....Little Ms Bloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17208746635976950728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-14015532257607073482009-07-04T17:23:18.521-05:002009-07-04T17:23:18.521-05:00I have just discovered your blog - thanks to Cat L...I have just discovered your blog - thanks to Cat Lady Larew. I must thank her in person. Your blog is hilarious. I will be back.Phillipiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09547721599622181504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-43043293544229292762009-07-03T13:29:31.262-05:002009-07-03T13:29:31.262-05:00you crack me up.
Where the hell were you when I...you crack me up. <br /><br /><br />Where the hell were you when I needed the BIRTH CONTROL GUM??<br /><br />And the "Does this make my ASS look big gum??" Ph yeah. That has my name written ALL over it.Vodka Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04734323418017847775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-70431767927497218172009-07-03T12:10:53.573-05:002009-07-03T12:10:53.573-05:00I've been chewing the "Let's pretend ...I've been chewing the "Let's pretend I give a shit" gum since I was a wee lass. <br />Give the birth control gum to the people who might have ugly children.Kimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15571353446007775199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-59498386249596799902009-07-03T11:48:16.432-05:002009-07-03T11:48:16.432-05:00OMG.
You had me at "insulting and somewhat i...OMG.<br /><br />You had me at "insulting and somewhat inappropriate".<br /><br />But you knew that already.<br /><br />Love your face.rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-13469670383861096622009-07-03T11:42:24.582-05:002009-07-03T11:42:24.582-05:00You are so awesome I'd let you slap a hot dog ...You are so awesome I'd let you slap a hot dog out of my hands. And possibly kick my dog if I win. Also, if I win, you can have The Man.Tristachiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18309788808214689569noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-12564146863373951772009-07-03T07:23:26.967-05:002009-07-03T07:23:26.967-05:00I want that gum! Scotland desrves that gum!I want that gum! Scotland desrves that gum!Anna Russellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01950324339154028297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-88419608027400462642009-07-03T00:01:15.552-05:002009-07-03T00:01:15.552-05:00My wife thinks that I want gum.
She said to say...My wife thinks that I want gum. <br /><br />She said to say Jugs@@O'Dell Mitchellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09060640005732553325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-57355646652770887802009-07-03T00:00:05.175-05:002009-07-03T00:00:05.175-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.O'Dell Mitchellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09060640005732553325noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-80424126075872729792009-07-02T22:33:10.095-05:002009-07-02T22:33:10.095-05:00I just started reading your blog TODAY and already...I just started reading your blog TODAY and already you are my very favorite blogger in the whole wide world. This is because of the awesomeness that you exude. And, I would totally become a stalker...er...follower except for on account of all those awesome gum pictures taking so long to load the follower window never came up.<br /><br />And if I won, then I could have unprotected sex while chewing the birth control gum and not get pregnant! That would be awesome!NJ Pigno https://www.blogger.com/profile/16212752943847413033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-71971110962984340232009-07-02T20:34:46.275-05:002009-07-02T20:34:46.275-05:00By your choice of chewing gum, may we assume you a...By your choice of chewing gum, may we assume you are a pregnant, fat assed, mullet wearing mother of ugly children who doesn't give a shit? My kinda woman! Let's be friends.<br /><br />So many choices, so little time. Actually, I don't need the birth control gum anymore, which of course means I no longer need the Don't Have Ugly Children gum either. Mullets creep me out (although that's probably the whole point.) So, that leaves the Let's Pretend I Give a Shit or the Big Ass gum. Either would be delightful. But surely not as delightful (and awesome) as you. <br /><br />I also want to say how much I appreciate your willingness to lay out so much hard, cold cash on this giveaway. That in itself is a testament to your awesomeness. <br /><br />Sincerely,<br />CatLadyLarewhttp://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02888838201074339916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-65310420347824409712009-07-02T15:04:38.722-05:002009-07-02T15:04:38.722-05:00I think that I should win this contest because I h...I think that I should win this contest because I have all the ingredients to be a true champion already and...<br /><br />Wait...Waht do you mean there's no essay. Steamy told me I had to write an essay.Kurthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01575708700735000787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-39400197291917146732009-07-02T13:51:44.436-05:002009-07-02T13:51:44.436-05:00Hey there Your Awesomeness,
This giveaway will pr...Hey there Your Awesomeness, <br />This giveaway will probably bring you the other 2 followers you need to make 100! I hope you'll still be my moron twin when you are that popular.<br />Anyway, I don't really like gum, it pulls out my dental work, so I'm not entering. Well, I don't really know how to do the link thing either. But I think you are insanely brilliant and original. xodianehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16084010090761068139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-42061603464799828972009-07-02T13:20:25.463-05:002009-07-02T13:20:25.463-05:00You are awesome because you find inappropriate gum...You are awesome because you find inappropriate gum! Who knew there was such a thing!Joanna Jenkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10836376588710862173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-40643629011250145192009-07-02T13:02:32.809-05:002009-07-02T13:02:32.809-05:00Only kick ass people chew gum like that.
I REALL...Only kick ass people chew gum like that. <br /><br />I REALLY want to be kick ass just like you.Candicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05553652923537266660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-87916704566348788282009-07-02T12:54:58.057-05:002009-07-02T12:54:58.057-05:00You are awesome. I read your blog right after Jen...You are awesome. I read your blog right after Jenny the Blogess (queen of inappropriate snark) and the Fugly column, cause I need to be reminded daily that celebrities look like shit after they sepnd tons of money on themselves and I look like shit on the cheap! Way to feel better about myself. <br /><br />So yeah, thanks for posting regularly and being so funny.IslandBluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08631665739265246510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-42596085844479620712009-07-02T12:30:38.303-05:002009-07-02T12:30:38.303-05:00Hey, I'm from Canada, can I still enter??? Cau...Hey, I'm from Canada, can I still enter??? Cause, thanks to me, your coolness is recognized pretty much internationally. I read your blog and also, I have one of my British friends subscribed to your blog, so I think that counts for something. Your blog is my favorite of all the blogs I read. For realz.sstahlberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02547909360620877866noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-62904304989199530042009-07-02T12:12:25.244-05:002009-07-02T12:12:25.244-05:00You're awesome! Plus, I thought you said you w...You're awesome! Plus, I thought you said you were such an enema in your last post. DIY laser eye surgery may not have been my best decision ever.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11458043604859768732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-80757836502704163282009-07-02T11:59:26.594-05:002009-07-02T11:59:26.594-05:00Oh! Oh! Oh! And look at my blog!Oh! Oh! Oh! And look at my blog!kate sweetenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05456543724486391157noreply@blogger.com