tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post7960900999760078958..comments2023-10-24T10:51:27.943-05:00Comments on Yo Mama's Blog: A Mosquito Almost Got Me Killed This MorningMiss Yvonnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17846050528788481201noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-9703667739635552792009-08-11T14:11:16.577-05:002009-08-11T14:11:16.577-05:00"Come back here, I need you to scratch my coo..."Come back here, I need you to scratch my coochie bite!". I can't believe Capt. Carl passed on that offer :-)<br /><br />And a three page email WITHOUT telling you were to put the cup?!? You're right, she's a bitch.<br /><br />xoxoJoanna Jenkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10836376588710862173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-17667828415469566982009-08-09T21:06:39.266-05:002009-08-09T21:06:39.266-05:00Ever since I read this, I feel like scratching. I...Ever since I read this, I feel like scratching. In coochie spider places.https://www.blogger.com/profile/17630413364180098469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-59103171710271511322009-08-09T00:32:27.675-05:002009-08-09T00:32:27.675-05:00Oh, how I've missed you, Miss Y.Oh, how I've missed you, Miss Y.Vichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08714719295648072474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-32070770826479959892009-08-07T13:22:57.554-05:002009-08-07T13:22:57.554-05:00I blame Will Ferrell for your cootchie spider bite...I blame Will Ferrell for your cootchie spider bite. Not that he did it himself, but that the curly-headed freak brought them into your house in that mop top of his.<br /><br />BTW? Is a cootchie-spider the same thing as CRABS? Just askin'.<br /><br />Also, as you ate your citrusey fruit did the old gay guy in the corner call out "You go girl!"<br /><br />These are important points you are leaving out.<br /><br />SUCK IT WILL FERRELL!Totshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02640085595200932078noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-37604570921914792992009-08-07T12:35:58.185-05:002009-08-07T12:35:58.185-05:00I don't think that was any coochie spider. Th...I don't think that was any coochie spider. That was a bed bug. They just wait until you fall asleep and crawl into your orifices. Gives you chills doesn't it?<br />One time I'm pretty sure I caused a wreck but it doesn't matter because there was a HUGE grasshopper on my leg.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-17460366215205217692009-08-07T11:24:48.641-05:002009-08-07T11:24:48.641-05:00I can't take the funny!
Although the part ab...I can't take the funny! <br /><br />Although the part about coochie bites and mosquitos skeeved me out a little bit. <br /><br />Did she ever give in to the Nestle request?DKChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06564455767137872485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-68159697347878888392009-08-07T11:15:20.562-05:002009-08-07T11:15:20.562-05:00I totally understand you about the cootchie spider...I totally understand you about the cootchie spider, only I married mine.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-25192868496624874722009-08-06T19:06:56.066-05:002009-08-06T19:06:56.066-05:00I have a coochie spider bite too! Thankfully it...I have a coochie spider bite too! Thankfully it's on the part of my body where my ass fat backs up to my thigh fat, and instead of scratching my vagango all day, I'm scratching my ass. Thank God for that, because that's not embarrising at all.Hippo Brigadehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11864811988018961137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-40620998011841640832009-08-06T13:59:03.771-05:002009-08-06T13:59:03.771-05:00You had a pretty interesting and interactive morni...You had a pretty interesting and interactive morning......You'll never have to go to the gym with the aerobics you were performing in the car.<br /><br />Also, I can't believe the rude Honda driver for honking at you because HE wanted to live and not get hit. <br /><br />Love the Cup Nazi's nameLittle Ms Bloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17208746635976950728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-788105885433436792009-08-06T13:47:47.736-05:002009-08-06T13:47:47.736-05:00What's with the fucking spiders lately? They ...What's with the fucking spiders lately? They really need to go somewhere else.... my arm is still fucked up.... and don't even get me started on the fucking mosquitoes... I can't go outside unless I'm dress head to toe like it's fucking 50 below outside...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-49762209349806907872009-08-06T13:32:54.179-05:002009-08-06T13:32:54.179-05:00My Mothman Prophecy "friend" heard you t...My Mothman Prophecy "friend" heard you talkin' shit and sent his coochie spider thugs out to set the record straight.<br /><br />(I am rightly fond of pecan fucking praline.)Kristinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03695753663759628104noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-48364789559676733322009-08-06T13:05:07.695-05:002009-08-06T13:05:07.695-05:00See this is why I hate butt crack beetles. Bugs sh...See this is why I hate butt crack beetles. Bugs should just never go there.<br /><br />In the song "Walk on Water," the lovely Steven Tyler of Aerosmith says, "...cause I practice on a peach most every niiiiiight!" Which is probably just as good or better than "I can eat a peach for hours" because Steven says it. I love him...Harnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12028349668241483153noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-84375333069967118532009-08-06T12:59:31.176-05:002009-08-06T12:59:31.176-05:00damn coochy spiders...just one more damn thing to ...damn coochy spiders...just one more damn thing to worry aboutThe Peach Tarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01587235197620014751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-90790511435389330122009-08-06T12:21:01.224-05:002009-08-06T12:21:01.224-05:00You said bazoombas. You're my hero, Miss Yvonn...You said bazoombas. You're my hero, Miss Yvonne.kate sweetenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05456543724486391157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-8585542970142092342009-08-06T11:42:29.640-05:002009-08-06T11:42:29.640-05:00Glad you survived the West Nile scare!
I don't...Glad you survived the West Nile scare!<br />I don't know where to start with the rest of my comment.<br /><br />Coochie bite?<br /><br />Juicy Peach?<br /><br />Hot pecks on a Reverend?<br /><br />Hot chocolate?<br /><br />I might have to have a moment with myself.....<br /><br />Jugs@@Green-Eyed Momsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10175981627284967050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-69524735651060607482009-08-06T11:25:24.199-05:002009-08-06T11:25:24.199-05:00Dear gawd. There are coochie spiders? I'm alre...Dear gawd. There are coochie spiders? I'm already paranoid about bed bugs after watching a documentary. Now I'm going to have to wrap my business in saran wrap. Which might be a good thing...since it keeps things fresh and all. Hmm...<br /><br />That Honda guy...what a shit. I had to deal with a similar person when I was being attacked by the fattest killer flies on the planet during "The Road Trip From Hell". I threw Cheese-its at his car. And wouldn't you know it, when I rolled down the window to throw them the flies went after him. That just goes to show you karma is a bitch...cause those suckers didn't leave the first few times I rolled down that window. Ha! So Honda Guy is probably right this minute gettin' bitch slapped by karma.<br /><br />P.S. - Can you do entertainment for weddings? The nectarine thing would be a good start.Alysonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05318995922395308120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-26456981485623232472009-08-06T11:24:29.827-05:002009-08-06T11:24:29.827-05:00Wow, I totally thought the line came from True Rom...Wow, I totally thought the line came from True Romance, but I think I'm wrong on that now that I saw the Face/off thing.. <br /><br />And the line I was thinking of was when he said she even tastes like a peach. <br /><br />So I was thinking of something kind of similar but not at all. <br /><br />Take that coochie spider.Mrs. Boomshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07327877419678061633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-92041288822756506842009-08-06T10:55:51.997-05:002009-08-06T10:55:51.997-05:00If you get any funnier I am not going to read you ...If you get any funnier I am not going to read you anymore. I know, I have self-esteem issues. So bring it down a notch, okay? Or possibly break it down to several posts-- I mean, crabs and road rage mosquitos and hot old preachers and lesbian fruit all in one day? How are we supposed to compete with that huh? You tell me.Kimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15571353446007775199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-17682671753145753272009-08-06T10:48:30.744-05:002009-08-06T10:48:30.744-05:00Great. As if I didn't have ENOUGH phobias.Great. As if I didn't have ENOUGH phobias.rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-78507240211043535232009-08-06T10:42:39.618-05:002009-08-06T10:42:39.618-05:00Only here can one find coochie spiders, West Nile ...Only here can one find coochie spiders, West Nile mosquitos, sexy Reverends, sticky nectarines, and a Cup Nazi all in one post. My hero. xodianehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16084010090761068139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-20750219269444525242009-08-06T10:41:48.584-05:002009-08-06T10:41:48.584-05:00I can see that living next to the Missionary has r...I can see that living next to the Missionary has really rubbed off on you....what with your cussing and naming spiders "coochie spiders" and all. And then yelling at drivers and whatnot. I'm glad I live next to a drunkard and rednecks. I seem holy then.<br /><br />Also, thanks for sharing that secret about coworkers who don't look you in the eye and ignore you. I had NO IDEA that they secretly like me a lot. Whew! I appreciate the insight.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-13976352098834667122009-08-06T10:29:05.020-05:002009-08-06T10:29:05.020-05:00That movie would be Face/Off..."I can eat a p...That movie would be Face/Off..."I can eat a peach for hours".... and this tittie ball squirty, juicy, suckled upon nectarine has me contemplating whether I should go home for lunch and shake hands with beef...Organic Meatbaghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00740368286985980207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-58714247994266051752009-08-06T09:36:14.986-05:002009-08-06T09:36:14.986-05:00You are hilarious!
I know about those cooch spi...You are hilarious! <br /><br />I know about those cooch spiders. Nasty. Just nasty! <br /><br />I also live in a bog, so we have mosquitoes, roaches, palmetto bugs, horseflies, beatles, yellow jackets, fire ants and all manner of flying, biting, creepy crawling skeeve you out creature known to man. <br /><br />You are in good company. Or at least sympathetic company.Petit fleurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02626110471501778855noreply@blogger.com