tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post8701246009681180045..comments2023-10-24T10:51:27.943-05:00Comments on Yo Mama's Blog: Retirement: Just An Excuse To Be Drunk At 2pm On A TuesdayMiss Yvonnehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17846050528788481201noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-45203312141520384382010-03-04T08:11:26.724-06:002010-03-04T08:11:26.724-06:00A coworker and I had a long discussion one day abo...A coworker and I had a long discussion one day about how we wished they would have places like that for people our age.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11458043604859768732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-84153042125762600952010-03-03T15:33:31.300-06:002010-03-03T15:33:31.300-06:00I am totally 23 going on 80. Fuck New York City- ...I am totally 23 going on 80. Fuck New York City- I'm going to SunnyVale Retirement Villa!I'm Katie.https://www.blogger.com/profile/00913701914113335102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-37501155825062812772010-03-03T13:47:30.126-06:002010-03-03T13:47:30.126-06:00GodDAMNIT! I want a sparkly plastic sun visor!
On...GodDAMNIT! I want a sparkly plastic sun visor!<br /><br />One of my favorite things about going home is getting sloshed with my parents and they're not even IN a retirement village. It's just going to get more epic as time goes on.kate sweetenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05456543724486391157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-37590633600298764812010-03-03T11:30:39.781-06:002010-03-03T11:30:39.781-06:00I have older friends who retired to a community li...I have older friends who retired to a community like this a few years ago when they were still in their 40s. I sometimes go visit them and it's exactly like that too. All their friends are older - in their 60s and above - and let me tell you, they know how to party. All they do is play golf, swim, shop and drink like alcoholics. It's a giant good time down there. Plus the roads are all private in their community so you can totally get ripped at their social club then drive the golf cart home sozzled. Good times. I hope to have such a great time when I'm older!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-32657250131661750132010-03-03T11:02:07.945-06:002010-03-03T11:02:07.945-06:00Last year I visited my parents in "The Villag...Last year I visited my parents in "The Villages" in Florida. Sounds VERY similar to this retirement utopia. It was wonderful.Lindsayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00857893133927744438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-11627446022328803732010-03-03T09:42:30.875-06:002010-03-03T09:42:30.875-06:00Lemon-Vodka Bombs at midday? It seems some of us ...Lemon-Vodka Bombs at midday? It seems some of us have already kick-started our retirement privileges long before our walk into the sunset...(uh-oh, boss is looming large today, no keeping the bourbon in plain view...pass it on...)The Shitty Astrologerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14830888396349972177noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-45554462126237731572010-03-03T09:31:40.821-06:002010-03-03T09:31:40.821-06:00I can't wait till I get old! Seriously, those ...I can't wait till I get old! Seriously, those old people are having more fun than me! That's the way to live. That's like Utopia right there! I hope when I have kids, they'll be rich, because I'll purposely annoy the crap out of them so they'd send me to an awesome retirement home. Ensure and Depends?! Please and thank you!Tonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11575553396396299732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-33822655765969697962010-03-03T09:13:29.948-06:002010-03-03T09:13:29.948-06:00My in-laws live in a nudist colony. They have nak...My in-laws live in a nudist colony. They have naked dances and events all the time-- they are regular party animals. They call US uptight.Kimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15571353446007775199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-33257236019347834732010-03-03T08:54:15.359-06:002010-03-03T08:54:15.359-06:00I always knew I was mature for my age.I always knew I was mature for my age.Logical Libbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00107961721466815295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-75607365993289915492010-03-03T08:33:27.440-06:002010-03-03T08:33:27.440-06:00Christ, I guess I'm 48 going on 80. This sound...Christ, I guess I'm 48 going on 80. This sounds like BLISS. When the fuck can I retire?? What did your parents to to deserve such wondrous bounty?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08063176984640227885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-29851411465076147142010-03-03T08:21:23.124-06:002010-03-03T08:21:23.124-06:00OMG. Can I please go vacation with your parents?OMG. Can I please go vacation with your parents?Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07322539753627427466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-22009942485841219232010-03-03T08:17:51.972-06:002010-03-03T08:17:51.972-06:00Thats sounds amazing. I wish I could retire. Onl...Thats sounds amazing. I wish I could retire. Only 40 more years to go! sighTaylor-Made Wifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11921658748080976027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-306704301992138272010-03-03T07:53:45.532-06:002010-03-03T07:53:45.532-06:00well well well. Winters in Arizona, is it? What ...well well well. Winters in Arizona, is it? What about Florida? <br /><br />I just had a weird thought. When my momma is 71, I'll be 52. That means I might as well retire with my parents...<br /><br />Yep, it's settled. I'll go call them now.erinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00513388452402495090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-13539133609825347362010-03-03T07:52:05.630-06:002010-03-03T07:52:05.630-06:00Heated pool, naps, vodka, and sex jokes with old p...Heated pool, naps, vodka, and sex jokes with old people? Sounds like a hell of a vacation to me.<br /><br />Word verification: spitat. "Your vacation is nothing to spitat."Alysonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05318995922395308120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-64702152074826388092010-03-03T07:45:55.579-06:002010-03-03T07:45:55.579-06:00I can haz retirement now, pleeze? Sounds like HEA...I can haz retirement now, pleeze? Sounds like HEAVEN!!<br /><br />PS - my word verification was CHEENUCEAtYourCervixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08238926588944507794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-48354444390617557182010-03-03T05:29:41.289-06:002010-03-03T05:29:41.289-06:00I want to be retired. Today. Let's retire. Now...I want to be retired. Today. Let's retire. Now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-58463890014470246322010-03-02T23:40:53.709-06:002010-03-02T23:40:53.709-06:00I wonder if they could use an extra pool boy.
&qu...I wonder if they could use an extra pool boy.<br /><br />"Well HELLO Mrs. Robinson!"Edhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11425014053974689270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-65059284541820582272010-03-02T22:39:54.730-06:002010-03-02T22:39:54.730-06:00I'm sorry, did you say Arizona or HEAVEN?!I'm sorry, did you say Arizona or HEAVEN?!Megshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14816741133777543843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-85683217726478721422010-03-02T22:33:22.308-06:002010-03-02T22:33:22.308-06:00Take me with you next visit!Take me with you next visit!Mama Wheatonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07517148288044183965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-26442486161213880532010-03-02T22:15:58.856-06:002010-03-02T22:15:58.856-06:00I can't even tell you, there has never been a ...I can't even tell you, there has never been a vacation invented that is more my ideal vacation than the one you just described.<br /><br />Sandwiches? Hot tubs and beer?? Bingo night???<br /><br />Question marks of disbelief!!Steam Me Up, Kidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04125716705273823809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-24711642094614831922010-03-02T22:09:50.169-06:002010-03-02T22:09:50.169-06:00I wish my mother drank.I wish my mother drank.Twisted Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01401090453212260027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-71964048039424097222010-03-02T21:54:42.130-06:002010-03-02T21:54:42.130-06:00Sounds like fucking heaven. Fucking heaven.Sounds like fucking heaven. Fucking heaven.Veronica M. D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/02950818759052832423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4216076627715549244.post-15125584298988045962010-03-02T21:48:11.945-06:002010-03-02T21:48:11.945-06:00Sounds like a blast. I used to love visiting my mo...Sounds like a blast. I used to love visiting my mom, happy hour was anytime we felt like being happy.dianehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16084010090761068139noreply@blogger.com