Monday, March 16, 2009

You Know You're Getting Old When...

You hear sirens and go outside to see what all the hubbub is about. And when you can't see where the cops went, you go upstairs to look out the back windows. And you carry your back scratcher with you, because you never know when you might need to scratch something while you're watching emergency vehicles drive by.

Right, Captain Carl???

heh heh

Captain Carl's response: "Fuck you, you're lucky you have sweet boobies."

Touche', Captain.
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11 comments:

  1. kailaMarch 16, 2009 at 8:36 PM

    Holy crap you have a "real" back scratcher? We use one of those putty knife spatula thingys. I'm so jealous.

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  2. Green-Eyed MomsterMarch 16, 2009 at 8:44 PM

    We saw some real action in 'Vegas! The guy across the street murdered someone. 15 black Suburbans, 3helicopters..they broke in the front door....it was something to see....if only I'd had my back scratcher back then....sigh....

    Hugs!!

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  3. KurtMarch 16, 2009 at 10:32 PM

    I didn't know Captain Carl was a lawyer. That's pretty much the most romantic thing I've ever heard except for once when my Dad told my Mom "I love you so much, I can't shit." and then later when he was in the bathroom he yelled out "I lied!"

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  4. Amy KateMarch 16, 2009 at 11:06 PM

    Hee hee hee...We live right near an expressway, there's a ramp a block from our house. So we see our village police pulling people over all the time. It's awesome! Hubs will go outside with a beer and cig and blatantly stare. I prefer to lurk in the shadows of the living room, like a creepster. I'm with you, man.

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  5. Mrs. BoomsMarch 17, 2009 at 9:24 AM

    It's like you're married to Cyrano. Except that I already am.

    So you are married to some other romantic who is good with words or soemthing.

    Eh.

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  6. forcryeyeMarch 17, 2009 at 12:55 PM

    The fact that you even own a back scratcher means you are old. Ha ha. Sorry Captain. Happy St. Patty's day, the word of the day is shamrock.

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  7. Miss YvonneMarch 17, 2009 at 1:58 PM

    Actually, we have TWO back scratchers.

    Jealous much??

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  8. SeaWorthyMarch 17, 2009 at 2:17 PM

    The shit that goes on around here! I need to stop by more often.
    now I need to go and change my peed pants.
    HA!
    shamrocks all around

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  9. forcryeyeMarch 17, 2009 at 3:27 PM

    I would take your old man accent any day.

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  10. forcryeyeMarch 17, 2009 at 3:36 PM

    I have a back scratcher, his name is Mr. Forcryeye. Forget "shamrock", my word of the day is log-eat-a...that was my verification word!!!

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  11. LindsayMarch 17, 2009 at 4:00 PM

    Hahaha like boobies have anything to do with it. I guess for guys, they always do.

    lindsay || newyorkwords.net

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