Okay, so I'm totally slacking on the blogging side of my life. I swear I really am working on all my giveaway winners' cards...honest! I've had a string of new photography business in the last week, so I'm basically working two full-time jobs right now. So shut up about your stupid gum already, it'll get there when it gets there! Geesh.
I'm sorry I yelled at you. Please don't go! I promise I'll never do it again...even though you kind of deserved it.
I'm also working on my sex toy review...and I know you pervs can hardly wait for that.
Whew-- I thought you were going to be mad about not getting the penis straws yet. :) Glad I'm not the only slacker. BTW, I'll send them off tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteWow, I'm surprised you still have time to masturbate, not to mention review your toy.
ReplyDeleteAre you superwoman?
I hope you realize that if I get pregnant in the meantime, it's all your fault! ;)
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the photography business!
Jugs@@
Just don't forget to take the lens cap off, o.k.? Oh yeah, and don't get any "love" juice on the camera either.
ReplyDeleteI was going to say 'I hate when mommy yells when she drinks" but that would have been creepy and weird. So luckily I didn't even mention it.
ReplyDeleteThere is an award waiting for you over at my blog.
ReplyDeleteBitch, bitch, bitch.
ReplyDeleteDon't you realize your time belongs to us now?