Monday, October 12, 2009

Boys Are Gross

Sometimes Captain Carl scratches his balls with his back scratcher while he's watching tv. And then he smells it.

The End.

23 comments:

  1. Amen. But I bet Brad Pitt does the same thing.

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  2. Weeeelll...remember when Steamy said she smells her panties while she's sitting on the toilet?

    Hahaha.

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  3. Oh gad. *hurk*

    Not saying I wouldn't do the same thing if I was a guy...or a backscratcher wouldn't threaten to hook onto places I don't want a viciously curved piece of material to hook.

    I said "hook".

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  4. that sounds healthy

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  5. I threw up a little in my mouth reading that.

    Note to self...

    Do NOT use Captain Carl's back scratcher under ANY circumstances.

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  6. It's only cause he can't reach his balls with his nose, is why. He's pretty much handicapped, and that back scratcher is like his wheelchair ramp.

    If you want to help a brother out, why don't YOU smell them, then describe it to him. It's what Mother Teresa would have done. *smug smile*

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  8. This is one of those times where you hope that your friend is LYING to you.
    Seriously?

    Jugs@@

    P.S. Sorry I made a mistake on the other comment.

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  9. I just read this to my husband and he said, "done that". And then he added "smelled others ball-scratch, too".

    I win.

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  10. Indeed they are the superior sex.

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  11. Can you see my nose wrinkled up in pure disgust????

    Not that I don't think Hubby doesn't do the same....

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  12. Jason sniffs his toenails like a monkey after he peels/ clips them off. I have yet to figure out an agenda for this.

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  13. Your point? I mean, boys gotta smell stuff. But Stephanie definitely wins.

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  14. Where's the part where he's gross? I hate these posts that are like elaborate riddles.

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  15. OK Stephanie, I can understand your own junk maybe... but someone else's junk can and will result in revocation of your hubby's "Man Card."

    Ball sniffer...

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  16. Captain Carl is the Mary Katherine of men. Is he Catholic?

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  17. I'm sure in some cultures that's a sign that the male is ready to mate. I think biting the head off the female follows so watch out!

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  18. Dogs lick their butts too. Anyone see the similarity?

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  19. And then does he want you to smell it too?

    Not that my husband would.

    Ok, he would.

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