Monday, November 23, 2009

Justifiable Homicide

The Captain and I have been on the same diet for 3 weeks.

He has lost five pounds.
I have gained one.

sonofabitch

It's like he wants me to hurt him.




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12 comments:

  1. Little Ms BloggerNovember 23, 2009 at 4:19 PM

    Definitely justifiable.

    There wouldn't be one woman juror who'd convict.

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  2. CassieNovember 23, 2009 at 4:34 PM

    I know exactly how that feels!

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  3. AnonymousNovember 23, 2009 at 5:10 PM

    You should just start eating ice cream bars. I bet you lose weight then.

    Reverse psychology.

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  4. UnknownNovember 23, 2009 at 6:12 PM

    I'm with Jules. Or just do what my mom does and set the scale back ten pounds so it looks like shes lost weight. She said it gives her the confidence she needs to keep trying.

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  5. miss. chiefNovember 23, 2009 at 8:07 PM

    what a dick! i hate him.

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  6. Logical LibbyNovember 23, 2009 at 9:22 PM

    I have been on WW for three months. On Saturday I thought I had finally had the breakthrough and was down 10 pounds. Today, I had stepped on the scale and found I had regained five.

    Fucking fuck.

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  7. Joanna JenkinsNovember 24, 2009 at 12:28 AM

    I hate when that happens. Guys always drop weight faster. The pigs!
    :-)

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  8. KurtNovember 24, 2009 at 6:43 AM

    It's probably because men are better and you girls LOVE chocolate and to shop. You girls! HAHAHHAHAA!! Misogyny!

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  9. AnonymousNovember 24, 2009 at 6:57 AM

    I know how this feels, if my boyfriend even so much as skips a glass of soda with dinner he loses 10 pounds...

    I however can smell cake baking and my fat ass gains like 12512861126 pounds...

    That's a lot

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  10. UnknownNovember 24, 2009 at 8:00 AM

    Oh now that just ain't right!

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  11. KimNovember 24, 2009 at 8:20 AM

    I finally lost 2 pounds. Jason said Yeah, I can really see it in your face. I actually started beaming for half a second before I realized the jackass was fucking with me.

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  12. justmakingourwayNovember 24, 2009 at 9:08 AM

    You should start sneaking SuperMaxx265027436 - or whatever that weird powder is those guys buy when trying to bulk up - into all of his food. Then act really shocked when he's gained ten pounds on his "diet."

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