Tuesday, February 16, 2010

I Will Totally Call The Cat Molestation Police On Your Ass.

Dear Renty,

Stay the fuck away from my cat.

For Reals,
Miss Yvonne


15 comments:

  1. Has he crossed the line and kissed the lips or worse?

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  2. That cat has so obviously bewitched him. It's all the cat's fault.

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  3. Tell the little kitty-witty that "meow means no" and please provide details.

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  4. Lighten up, it's the season of love and Renty just wanted a Valentine's Day date....What's so wrong with that????

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  5. Oh look at you! On vacation so trying to sneak reposts past us! Nice try. Lucky for you this was super-funny both times and I'm jealous.

    But mostly I'm jealous because YOU came out of your mom.

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  6. Hey, your cat looks like my cat. Your Mom, etc.

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  7. What's your cat's zodiac sign. (and No, I'm afraid "Fierce" is not an astrological zodiac sign m'dear)...

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  8. I bet your cat is eye-fucking the shit out of him when you aren't looking

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  9. Is the cat walking all bowlegged now or what?

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  10. You leave a cat unattended, you have to live with the consequences.

    Can I have one of the bipedal monkey-faced kittens that will inevitably ensue?

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