Thursday, June 17, 2010

Why I Taped Your Cat To The Wall

That was the subject line in an email I just received from my husband.

This is the picture attached to the email.


It’s cat puke. On our living room rug. That Captain Carl apparently stepped in.

Cats are pretty much awesome, right?
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16 comments:

  1. forcryeyeJune 17, 2010 at 9:22 AM

    Thank you for reminding me why I don't have a cat! Amen. Missed you. :)

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  2. TILTEJune 17, 2010 at 10:12 AM

    since there are no cats at sea, i can see how the captain made this mistake.

    let him know, if you hear a "guh-Guh-GUH" sound anywhere in the house, TREAD.LIGHTLY.

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  3. cfoxes33June 17, 2010 at 10:21 AM

    Crack me up! Gross!

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  4. AlysonJune 17, 2010 at 10:33 AM

    Ugh. Stepping in cat puke sucks. Blech.

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  5. KurtJune 17, 2010 at 12:10 PM

    I bet there hasn't been that much vomit on the living room rug since the time that group of sailors challenged your mom to a Jello©-shot contest*.




    *Because she's a drunken wh*re.

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  6. SarahJune 17, 2010 at 12:59 PM

    His sexts are HOTT!

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  7. Didactic PirateJune 17, 2010 at 1:40 PM

    Anybody want the rest of my omelet?

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  8. Mrs JonesJune 17, 2010 at 4:48 PM

    I once had an elderly cat who managed to successfully vomit into one of my husband's slippers without getting a single drop anywhere else. He didn't notice until he put the slipper on. Hilarity ensued.

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  9. CassieJune 17, 2010 at 5:51 PM

    I gagged seeing this picture. Thanks for that LOL

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  10. Joanna JenkinsJune 17, 2010 at 10:04 PM

    And THAT is exactly why I do no have a cat.
    :-)
    jj

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  11. justmakingourwayJune 18, 2010 at 8:05 AM

    There is really nothing worse then stepping in cat puke, or dog puke for that matter. Well, let's be honest, stepping in any kind of puke is gnarly.

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  12. AnonymousJune 18, 2010 at 8:44 AM

    Give me your phone number. I'll send you pics of my cats' pee around the house. We can keep sending that shit back and forth.

    P.S. That puke doesn't look right......

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  13. Moooooog35June 18, 2010 at 9:08 AM

    This is why we only have hamsters.

    They make a mess..you just set them free and get another one.

    That teaches them.

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  14. UnknownJune 18, 2010 at 11:39 AM

    hamsters make for good stew...

    I think cats look cool in LOL pictures, but I don't want one because I have seen the video Bev posted of one masterbating and it burned my eyes and made me realize I never wanted one...

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  15. AlisonJune 18, 2010 at 8:17 PM

    why do your cats puke so much? my cats just shed and claw the furniture and decapitate mice and pee in laundry baskets

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  16. EdJune 19, 2010 at 5:01 PM

    The cat puking probably has something to do with the copious amounts of liquor left lying out around your house.

    At least thats what CPS said about my kids always puking.

    *P.S. This comment was made while I was taking a shit. :) Enjoy!

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