My mother-in-law is now reading my blog and has told me that I have "a really wonderful writing style". I think the title of this post proves she is indeed correct.
Some of you might think that I would start cleaning things up a little on the blog once Captain Carl's family started reading. You would be wrong, my friend. The wiener jokes will continue to fly fast and furious up in here. I have a reputation to uphold, you know.
Speaking of wieners, I am guest blogging over at Wait In The Van today as part of her "Twelve Bloggers of Christmas". I talk about blow jobs and rubbing my lady parts on Captain Carl's goatee. You know, your typical holiday stuff.
Go! Click Here! Read! Leave a Comment! Give someone a hand job! Whatever!
Nice. Very classy.
ReplyDeleteFrom one blow job fan to another..I love it!
ReplyDelete-Fool
http://fourtunesfool.blogspot.com/
Found you through your genius guest post and I'm definitely going to follow.
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing a mother likes more than to hear details of her son going down on his wife. Well done, Miss Yvonne. Well done.
ReplyDeleteI'm here from Wait in the Van- you, my dear, are a hoot!! You totally crack me up, and I can't wait to read more!
ReplyDeleteI loved the post at Wait in the Van. Plus she is right - your writing style is great! I love it!
ReplyDeleteI read your post over at Kristine's this morning with my coffee and did some unladylike guffawing whilst having this very frightening image in my head of a lady in a holiday sweater, naked from the waist down riding a giant salt and pepper chin. It will haunt me forever.
ReplyDeleteI'm strangely turned on right now.
Hi Captain Carl's Mom! Also, awesome guest post! Lmao!
ReplyDeleteyay for blow jobs. agreed, classy.
ReplyDeleteYou MIL can definitely take a joke. She did let her son marry you.
ReplyDeleteWait....that sounds bad....stupid backspace key.
I meant she had to know you were funny.
In a good way.
Shit....I'm just gonna go now.
I love how you always speak directly to ME whenever I come over here. Happy BJ's!
ReplyDeletei'm currently cringing on behalf on your mother-in-law!! Jesus, kid! you've got balls, and/or a very tolerant MIL. Impressed doesn't begin to cover it!
ReplyDeleteYou just completely made my day! You are hysterical! But you already knew that! :)
ReplyDeleteMy Goodness, you are fabulous!
ReplyDeleteWhat's a blow job? I'm tired of being a nurse and looking into new occupations.
ReplyDeleteOh holy shit.
ReplyDeleteHOW have I only just found you??
Yours forever in bloggy stalker madness,
- B x