The Kiddo just walked in the room with a little stuffed animal penguin wearing a santa hat hanging out of his jeans pocket.
Me: Why do you have a penguin sticking out of your pocket?
Kiddo: Because he's Kiddo Jr.
Me: *blink*
Kiddo: And also so I can tell people that my Kiddo Jr. is hanging out of my jeans and I won't be talking about my schlong.
Me: Son, do you walk around often with your schlong hanging out of your jeans?
Kiddo: Only when I want to impress the ladies.
I'm not even kidding...that conversation just happened. He is so much like his father, it scares me.
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I pretty much expect this in 14 years! :)
It's hard to fault a winning strategy.
That's what she said...
I think it's perfect evidence that he's a gentlemen. He is preventing himself from making false claims. He's pretty much a super-hero with that kind of integrity.
SCHLONG talk, always more amusing than farts & burps! bwa-hahaha, boys, gotta love them!
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