Okay, so I'm totally slacking on the blogging side of my life. I swear I really am working on all my giveaway winners' cards...honest! I've had a string of new photography business in the last week, so I'm basically working two full-time jobs right now. So shut up about your stupid gum already, it'll get there when it gets there! Geesh.
I'm sorry I yelled at you. Please don't go! I promise I'll never do it again...even though you kind of deserved it.
I'm also working on my sex toy review...and I know you pervs can hardly wait for that.
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5 days ago
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Whew-- I thought you were going to be mad about not getting the penis straws yet. :) Glad I'm not the only slacker. BTW, I'll send them off tomorrow.
Wow, I'm surprised you still have time to masturbate, not to mention review your toy.
Are you superwoman?
I hope you realize that if I get pregnant in the meantime, it's all your fault! ;)
Congrats on the photography business!
Jugs@@
Just don't forget to take the lens cap off, o.k.? Oh yeah, and don't get any "love" juice on the camera either.
I was going to say 'I hate when mommy yells when she drinks" but that would have been creepy and weird. So luckily I didn't even mention it.
There is an award waiting for you over at my blog.
Bitch, bitch, bitch.
Don't you realize your time belongs to us now?
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