So there's this blog that I love that everyone should be reading. Steam Me Up, Kid talks about children writing erotica and bruised vagina plates and accidental panty flash and her stupid Nana and you might think all those things sound terrible but you would be wrong about that, my friend. Because they are awesome and hilarious and she pretty much makes me laugh so hard my eyes leak and sometimes a little bit of pee comes out. She also invented the word "congratuscrotum" which is complete genius and if she wasn't so cool I would totally be jealous that she came up with it before me.
If you are not following her blog yet, go there and do it now. I am sending you blog brainwaves right this very minute and I'm also doing that scary pointy finger and squinty eye thing at you to make you think I'm controlling your mind which I totally am. So go follow SMU, Kid and also pick me up a cheeseburger while you're out, huh?
And yeah, I just won a giveaway over there and no that is not why I am pimping SMU's blog. It's a total coincidence. Geesh.
And now I'm off to do my happy time dance while I celebrate my total domination of the SMU completely random drawing giveaway.
la la laaaa!
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I never ever win anything. You should so do some sort of made-up giveaway on your blog and just let me win, and then I'll pretend you gave me something cool. Okay? Deal? Okay, Deal.
Congrats on the win! And I have to once again comment on how adorable SMU is in that vid.
oh, those are cute. congrats.
Everyone knows a barbecue sauce-related drawing is going to give Texans (even transplants) an unfair advantage! It's practically fixed. This has nothing to do with my total loser status. Nope. Not at all.
Steamy is so funny it's scary. Or so scary it's funny. One of those!
Yer not shittin'! The first time I visited her page, I read about 8 or 9 posts in a row, and I think I had an aneurysm!
The thing about the human see-saw with the vagina plate fulcrum. Nose bleed. I didn't even know one mortal could BE that fucking funny.
Congratuscrotum on the drawing:D
Yay! Congratubooya, Miss Yvonne! Your MOM won a carnivorous plant terrarium. That's what SHE said.
(I'm still in juvenile-comeback training. Be patient with me...)
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