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- Miss Yvonne
- DFW, Texas, United States
- The most beautiful woman in Puppet Land. Married to Captain Carl with one teenage puppet, two cats and a chronically messy home.
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We had a good run, Carlos. Peace out.
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Hahahahahahaha!! My boyfriend does that all the time, too. It's like, who else is going to do it? Oh, you're gonna do it later? Riighht...
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I'm with Captain. That's a perfectly appropriate place to put your tp. It's like when you have a shelf, you have the option of stacking your books horizontally or vertically. Only your vertical books probably don't fall into the toilet about 20% of the time, do they? Ok...
Well, regardless, it takes FOR-fucking-EVER to put the roll on the bar, so I totally get it.
OMFG! Mine does the exact same thing and it drives me to distraction! His reasoning is that it will give the next person using the WC (water closet for those not in the know) something to do while they are sitting there. Maybe I should threaten a swift kick to the nards? Too harsh?
I think my hubby has changed it once in the 18 years together. I like it when it rolls forward, not backwards, but whatever. He's great in bed and from what you've said about Capt. Carl, he is too so try to focus on the positive!
Big Jugs!!
But the old roll's not finished yet! Back in the Depression that first roll would still have two or three more uses on it.
That sucks...
That makes me want to come over and punch him in the nards.du
Ugh. Can you come over and destroy my husband's baby makin' junk as well? I guess while you're at it you can punch my kids too because they always do the same damn thing.
Okay. This is funny, but my boyfriend is always flipping out on me cause I do that all the time. My eight year old has even schooled me on it before too.
I also never put caps back on things in the fridge, leave out drinks on the counter and I prop up the trash bags on the back door instead of throwing them out the back door.
Oh and the girls actually love piano. I think it's cause they're so young, if they were older and had more attitude they might not.
I am breaking out in hives just looking at that shit.
I live with two people who think this is the right thing to do. If there weren't agencies devoted to making sure I don't hit them, I would hit them. And it would feel AWESOME.
GAAAK! The boys I live with do that, too...and I have a sneaking suspicion that one of them has been trimming their pubes with our kitchen shears. *shudder*
I do that. Yes, I'm a bad person. My real reasoning is that my hubby is a jackass about it being on the "right" way and it has to roll off the front, not the back, so I just let him do it, since he's so picky about it.
But it really pisses him off.
So sometimes I do it wrong on purpose. Just to remind him that it could be worse.
I do that. oops. ;)
I do that, too, to piss people off, but since I have no roommates, I just end up pissing myself off. This makes sense because I'm a complicated person.
Also because I'm lazy.
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!
I do that. Usually when I put it on the holder and it seems secure, but then pops off as soon as I stop tugging on it. Yeah, that pisses me off, so I just stick it there.
But I still kinda wish you HAD punched him in the nards, but only because "nards" is funny and so is that face they make when punched in them. And then you coulda been like, "Take THAT, nards! Muahahahaha!"
And stuff.
At least he put a new one on top! Sounds like a helluva guy to me!
A guy at my work does that!!! I always know its him.
This is why I like living alone. That and I get the remote control.
Those are some photography skillz!
Typical! ;)
That's some soft looking asswipe.
Bwahahahahahaha! I still love "Nards"!
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