Don't Ya Wish Your Girlfriend Was More Modest Than Me?

Things I am not proud of:

1. I have no inner monologue
2. I have no problem humiliating myself in public
3. I will sing on command at any time
4. I am super drunk in these videos

Yes, that is a wireless mic I'm wearing. My brother-in-law, Mailman Mike, gave it to me for Christmas, proving yet again how much Captain Carl's family gets me.

This next one is long, but also pure genius on account of my amazing Bee Gees impression.



We are having another karaoke party tonight. Watch out, living room. It's about to get all kinds of stupid up in here.