Friday, February 4, 2011

I'm Late. Go Buy Yourself A Vibrator & Get Over It Already.

Okay, so I was supposed to announce my giveaway winner for the $50 gift certificate at EdenFantasys at 6pm today.

I forgot.

What? I'm sorry, okay? I took a nap at 4pm and then I woke up at 6:30pm and then I had dinner and then I had about 3 glasses of wine and then I was sitting on the couch watching the news and blah blah blah Super Bowl blah blah blah ohmygod that is totally Terry from Reno 911 and he's wearing a Vikings t-shirt and now I love him even more and blah blah blah holy shit I forgot to do my giveaway.

So ummm, yeah. Giveaway time! Hurray! Only 4.5 hours late! No big deal! Whatever! Shut up!

The randomly picked lucky winner of the EdenFantasys $50 gift certificate is:

Sarah P at Naked Cupcakes!

Sarah said she was going to buy a double labia buzzer with her gift certificate, so look forward to her post about that. It should be very stimulating. Ha! See what I did there? I'm hilarious.

Congratulations Sarah, you lucky little so-and-so. And thanks to everyone for entering the giveaway. Sorry you didn't win, but in every giveaway there must be a few losers and you people are it this time. Get over it already. Geesh. And special thanks to EdenFantasys for sponsoring the giveaway and for making all our sexy time dreams come true.

And now, I leave you with the best photo of me without any makeup on ever taken in the history of ever. Taken today, in the winter wonderland that is Dallas. Because when you think of snow, you think north Texas.

God, I'm adorable.


11 comments:

SherilinR said...

wow, lucky sarah! she's going to have some good times going solo with her new buzzing friend!

TexaGermaNadian said...

Haha, "double labia buzzer" that will be with me for a while! :) And hope you are keeping warm up in Dallas. Us Texans don't do that kind of weather well, do we!? But you are looking mighty cute in all your snow gear!

Kristine said...

Omg, you are fully adorable. So, what you're telling me is that Texas isn't always hot as balls?!

diane said...

You do look totally adorable out there in the snow, you must not be too used to it. Around here we all look pissed off.

Eva Gallant said...

I'm with Diane. Here in Maine we are up to our asses in the white stuff and have seen quite enough of it for one season, thank you!

Mel Spillman artwork said...

I triple-dog dare you and the Captain to get drunk and make naked snow angels.

Sarah P said...

You are adorable. I'm totally going to look at that picture while I'm trying out my new AssNinja 6900.

(I just went to the site, and they seriously have a product called the gushy tushy. I can't wait to send stuff to my friends for Valentine's Day.)

SarcasmInAction said...

GREAT pic!
I love love love your hat!

Joanna Jenkins said...

Yep, very adorable-- And cold. Snow in Dallas is crazy!
Stay warm, jj

Kimber Leszczuk. said...

You are adorable. I need to go check out this store. I have never hear of one of those. I am sheltered I guess. I am going shopping!

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