I'm a total loser in the kitchen.
How the fuck long do you cook chicken breasts anyway? They've been in the oven for 50 damn minutes and they are still only at 140 (where the hell is the degree sign on a keyboard???). The interwebs say they need to be at a minimum of 160. How long does that take...for fuck's sake!
Now me and the kid will be eating dried up chicken breasts, like that turkey in Christmas Vacation.
So obviously Captain Carl is the cook in our house. And he's not here tonight. He left me, all alone to deal with this FUCKING CHICKEN!
I hate cooking.
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4 days ago
3 comments:
Me too! When I moved here from 'Vegas I had to learn how to cook things at a high altitude. F*** Me it was tough! I usually cook them for 20 minutes a side. That is for raw, breasts. At 350 degrees. Where is that key? That's at over 5,300 ft. above sea level. I don't know if that helps. I hope you don't have to cook much! It's most of my job and I hate it!
They were dry and tasteless...pretty much how most of my cooking tastes. Luckily, I hardly ever cook. My husband is a fantastic cook so he does most of it.
You are soooooo lucky! Thanks for your encouragement about my dad. He's just so mean. Mean people suck, in my book. He isn't coming until July so I should be okay by then! Have fun in 'Vegas! Hugs!
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