Thursday, February 18, 2010

It's Like I'm Psychic

Dear Kiddo,

I've been in Arizona for six days now. Take out the garbage.

Don't ask how I know that it's full.

I just do.

Love you,
Miss Yvonne


10 comments:

The Shitty Astrologer said...

I hope you don't come back to new life forms taking over your house...and your kid telling you it's something he's working on for Science class.

otherworldlyone said...

Hope you're having a good time!

Moms always know...

Moooooog35 said...

When I was that age and my parents went away, my concern was less in taking out the garbage and more in fixing the window that a kid got thrown through during the party.

But you shouldn't worry. I'm sure he's fine.

Secret Agent K said...

Im sure he's takin the garbage out. I mean how many empty bottle of MD 20-20 and Schlitz can a garbage bag hold?

Wait, I meant, uhmm

No Yea thats what I meant

Megs said...

Its pretty impressive how the eyes in the back of your head can see him all the way from Arizona.

kate said...

Woah...did my mom teach you how to do that?

Jules said...

You are one mean mama!

Sarah P said...

Careful. He might throw away the penis straws.

Carolyn...Online said...

Of course the trash is full. Those large pizza boxes take up so much room.

Char said...

And, tell him to throw out the stuff in the fridge that looks like chia pets are in resident.