I've been in Arizona for six days now. Take out the garbage.
Don't ask how I know that it's full.
I just do.
Love you,
Miss Yvonne
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- Miss Yvonne
- DFW, Texas, United States
- The most beautiful woman in Puppet Land. Married to Captain Carl with one teenage puppet, two cats and a chronically messy home.
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The Grossest Award Ever, From Steamy.
We had a good run, Carlos. Peace out.
10 comments:
I hope you don't come back to new life forms taking over your house...and your kid telling you it's something he's working on for Science class.
Hope you're having a good time!
Moms always know...
When I was that age and my parents went away, my concern was less in taking out the garbage and more in fixing the window that a kid got thrown through during the party.
But you shouldn't worry. I'm sure he's fine.
Im sure he's takin the garbage out. I mean how many empty bottle of MD 20-20 and Schlitz can a garbage bag hold?
Wait, I meant, uhmm
No Yea thats what I meant
Its pretty impressive how the eyes in the back of your head can see him all the way from Arizona.
Woah...did my mom teach you how to do that?
You are one mean mama!
Careful. He might throw away the penis straws.
Of course the trash is full. Those large pizza boxes take up so much room.
And, tell him to throw out the stuff in the fridge that looks like chia pets are in resident.
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