Monday, December 15, 2008

What I've Been Up To...

So yeah...been super busy with all the Christmas crap going on around here. Did you guys know Christmas is like, on the 25th this year?? I am sorry Baby Jesus, but could we maybe move your b-day back a few days...say like, to the 30th?

What? Oh come on, he's the son of God.....He parted the sea, people. He turned water into wine. He turned a staff into a serpent. Moving Christmas day back a little is no big whoop.

This just in...I'm totally going to hell. Thank goodness my Mom doesn't read this. But maybe I should tell her to, so she can pray for my soul. But then she'd also be reading all the awkward sex and swearing things yeah, I think I'd rather risk my soul than get a lecture from my Mommy about potty mouths and bad thoughts.

Yo dudes, Captain Carl and I had a fantastic Christmas party last Saturday night. I spent two weeks getting ready for, looking at recipes, generally freaking out, etc. 23 people showed up, which was good for us. They showed up, drank a shit load of liquor and then everyone was gone by 10:30pm. WTF????? That's just when parties start to get good! So we are officially lame and old now.

Here's the cake I made for the's chocolate peppermint and is pretty much delicious and I might share the recipe with you if you ask nicely and tell me a joke. Preferably a dirty one.

Two weekends ago, we had a family tree decorating night. Basically, I told Captain Carl and the kiddo that we are having a family tree decorating night and you will be there and you will sing Christmas carols and you will have fun. And you know what? They totally did...for reals. I came home from work that night and the Captain and kiddo were busy cutting up cheeses and meats for a snack tray. And we decorated our tree, sang badly to Christmas carols, ate snacks and drank cheap sparkling wine. Relax, the kiddo had sparkling apple least that is what I told him it was and then I laughed and laughed when he passed out under the tree. Okay that last part didn't really happen. But the rest is totally true. It was one of my best days of 2008. I love my boys.

Here's our tree...totally pimped out in butterflies, birds and balls.

Here's a cute little snowperson. Just 'cause.

Here's a huge bird I saw when I was doing a photo shoot last weekend. I'm pretty sure it hissed my name and something about saving my soul before it's too late...but it was windy so I'm not positive.

And here's Max after I told her she couldn't have any of my cake.



PLO said...

I think Mr. Forcryeye must think I am insane, because I am laughing at my computer. We will go to hell together. Did you by chance go to a Catholic school? Pee Wee loves us. G4 played Pee Wee movies all weekend, gotta love it! You did spot your Pee Wee O' are special...and it was a one of a kind. Be good Dottie...I mean, Ms. Yvonne...

Ms Picket To You said...

um, you would be kicking me out if i were at the party. and i would probably slip the cake into my bag and then you would never invite me back.

Traceytreasure said...

My hubby's birthday is on the 30th. He's my god!! LOL!!

Cake rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Traceytreasure said...

I want the recipe!!

What do you call an afghan virgin
Never bin laid on

How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.

If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get laid off?

I'm not sure how I'm going to get my email address to you. You should have it!!


Aimee said...

oh my goodness your kitty it just darling. I love it's teenie tiny nose.

How do you make a kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it!

um, can I have the recipe now?! that cake looks divine.

Katiekinz said...

Two fish are are swimming along and one fish swims into a concrete wall. He looks at the other fish and says, "Dam!"

May I please have the recipe?

Adorable kitty btw.

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