Wow, I just re-read my last post and realized what a Debbie Downer I am.
I can't do that to all of my many (4) readers!
So...here I am at my office Halloween party last Friday. I came as a Crazy Cat Lady.
I can't believe the first picture I post of myself is this one...complete with double chin and weird claw hand motion.
I totally won a prize for favorite costume. Yep, I'm awesome. And fat.... And crazy for posting this disgusting picture of myself. And clearly my left boob is bigger than my right...What?!! I wore an old bra that day...on purpose, because I was supposed to be CRAZY. Shut up, you don't know me!
Now I need to run off and get a nice picture taken of myself and photoshop out my waddle to make up for this nasty thing.
P.S. Read this one fast...it might disappear once I come to my senses and delete it.
On Becoming My Grandmother
2 months ago