Saturday, November 29, 2008

I'm Fixin' To Blow Up, Y'all

Holy shit.

My poor body. Oh what abuse it has taken from me in the last 3 days. Someone, please! Tell me to put down the fork! Seriously, I need to stop celebrating holidays because apparently I lack the ability to cease eating while they are occurring. Hell yeah I want some pecan pie! I only ate, like 15 minutes ago, but whatever. Bring it!

My tummy is so pissed off at me right now.

I hope everyone out there in bloggy land had a nice Thanksgiving! I'll be back once I poop out all this holiday cheer.

2 comments:

Traceytreasure said...

Hope you feel better soon!!

I didn't have any pecan pie so you did me a favor by eating a piece for me!!

Hugs and love, T

Amber Dawn said...

Damn holiday cheer. Next year I'm gonna add loads of that "flavorless" fiber powder to everything and I'll be able to eat, go to the bathroom and make more room, eat some more.....go make more room...eat some more....oh man! my control top underwear just rolled down my fat belly again.