So Captain Carl totally busted out of his flannel pj's this weekend. Just to clarify, he ripped out the crotch of his pj's. He just sat down and *whapow* the fabric ripped and out comes his junk. Pretty impressive.
Of course, the first thing he says to me is "Don't you dare blog about this."
I'm totally offended...as if I would blog about my husband's giant penis ripping apart his pants! How insulting and accurate.
Don't hate ladies....you know you're jealous.
Have a Merry, Perimenopause!
3 months ago