So Captain Carl totally busted out of his flannel pj's this weekend. Just to clarify, he ripped out the crotch of his pj's. He just sat down and *whapow* the fabric ripped and out comes his junk. Pretty impressive.
And hilarious.
Of course, the first thing he says to me is "Don't you dare blog about this."
I'm totally offended...as if I would blog about my husband's giant penis ripping apart his pants! How insulting and accurate.
Don't hate ladies....you know you're jealous.
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LMAO. That's too funny. I'm sure my husband would have said, "You'd BETTER blog about this!" haha.
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What?? He doesn't have a pet name for his pj-ripping member??? Not even....Sergeant Carl??
I am completely and totally jealous. I also am enlightened, as I have always inquired as to why Mr. Forcryeye's pants are ALL ripped mysteriously in the crotch region. I now know.
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