Friday, September 25, 2009

I Don't Have Time For This

Dudes. Seriously. I'm never around anymore, I know. I haven't been commenting on any of y'alls blogs and I know I'm missing some good shit. I've got about 12 shows on my dvr that I need to watch too, so I'm trying to split my three milliseconds of free time up between blogging and catching up on Glee and Fringe. Glee won last night. Sorry.

What's even worse is that I somehow missed knowing that Pee Wee was on the Jay Leno show this week. How could I have possibly missed that???? I should be spanked. I mean, I'm basically his biggest fan. I even stuck with him through the jerking-off-in-a-porno-theater thing. Everyone needs to get off once in awhile. Please. It's not like he was jerking off onto a choir boys face or something. Okay, I apologize...that last sentence was just gross and uncalled for. But still a funny visual. You totally laughed when you pictured it, right? Yeah, I know you did....you guys are disgusting perverts. I love you.

Anyway, thank goodness someone left me a comment on my last post about Pee Wee being on Leno's show. Except now I have to watch that tonight instead of commenting on all of y'alls blogs. So yeah, sorry.

P.S. I kind of speed watched the Pee Wee episode and the best part was this line. "One of the benefits about having white people in Harlem is that now I can get a salad." Awesome. Would have been more awesome if Pee Wee had said it.

P.P.S. I almost passed out from the excitement when I saw Pee Wee come out (hee hee)!!

11 comments:

Little Ms Blogger said...

Pee Wee is gay? No...

The Peach Tart said...

I adore Pee Wee. When he was doing the Pee Wee's Playhouse TV show, I was more addicted to it than my daughter.

just making my way said...

Meka Leka Hi, Meka Hiney Ho!

diane said...

Is Paul Reuben gay? Man, I didn't see that coming! Get it? Coming? Oh come on! Get it? Come on? Jeez.

diane said...

I went right over to check out Pee Wee on Jay Leno, thanks for the link! The part with the salad cart (that rhymes) is hilarious.

atiredwife said...

Love Pee Wee!
"Well, why don't you marry it?" Good heaven's, I'm almost 50 and you can still catch me saying that.

The Vegetable Assassin said...

I always thought the Pee Wee porn thing was ludicrous. It's not like he was walking down the main street, pecker in hand and a grin on his face. He was in a porn theater. I mean why else does anyone go to a porn theater? He didn't go in to buy an ice cream. I always felt sorry for him with the fall out that occurred.

Green-Eyed Momster said...

"I should be spanked." Get with Captain Carl on that!

;)

You are a loyal fan. I'm sure Pee Wee is proud!

Green-Eyed Momster said...

Jugs@@

Joanna Jenkins said...

What a crack up!
xo

Green-Eyed Momster said...

I came back to read the other comments and I couldn't help but notice the word verification is "herpe"

No shit!

Jugs@@