Tuesday, September 15, 2009

You Know It's Gonna Be An Awesome Day When....

  • You walk out of your bedroom in the morning and your cat pukes at your feet. Multiple times.
  • It's been raining for five days straight and your hair makes you look like you're an orphan living a hard-knock life. every. single. day.
  • You find a pair of adorable red sandals you forgot you had and you just happen to be wearing a white and red outfit and just painted your toenails red, but don't remember why you never wear the sandals. Until you get to work and develop three blisters on the walk from the elevator to your desk.
  • You check your kid's grades and find out he has seven zeroes. And it's only been three weeks.
  • You are late to work on purpose because you know 6:30am is the only time you have available to write a blog entry. And it ends up being a crappy one about all the things you'd like to bitch about to your husband, who is still sleeping.
  • You cram two mini bagels into the toaster at one time because you don't have time to toast them separately, thanks to writing the crappy blog entry, and they get stuck and burn. You eat them anyway.

20 comments:

Kurt said...

Blisters are for the weak! Also, Lepers.

(*"Hang in there" Cat poster*)

Logical Libby said...

Replace cat with dog. Replace feet with bed. And we were out of bagels.

I feel your pain.

KC said...

Yikes - it may be safer to return to bed and start over tomorrow.

erin said...

Awww shucks. Those days suck. You should have called off sick. But it seems like every time that happens you actually wind up sick for real...then it's obvious that you lied the first time.

I started thinking that maybe cats aren't so bad after writing my post today...now I'm rethinking it again. Cats suck..and vomit.

diane said...

Give the sandals to someone you don't like at all, wrapped up in a pretty little package.
Replace the cat with a baby, replace the puke with poop. Yep, that's about right.
Word ver. - fixylloo - coughing now, I think I sucked my cold-eze into a lung when I was laughing.
Hope your day gets better. I'm with Babyzilla all day, want to trade?

otherworldlyone said...

We're in the same boat. Only I wore green.

Courtney said...

What has renty been doing with your cat?

just making my way said...

Red shoes can be mean, must be something in their make-up. Hope the evening finds you a good strong drink and a foot massage. Too bad there is no football on!

Green-Eyed Momster said...

I'll bet your sandals and your hair are gorgeous!

Hope your day gets better! If it makes you feel any better, I'm sick.

Your kiddo is still awesome.

Jugs@@
W.V. undousk just thought it was weird.

Prosy said...

I always step in the puke when I get out of bed. I don't know how my dogs know right where my feet are going to land. Little scientists I guess.

Wanderlust Jones said...

I'm holding my husband hostage until they brain Airwolf back.

that's a bad day.

Reanimated Ernest Borgnine will be awesome though.

Brandy Rose said...

I had the kitty thing happen to me this morning too, in fact, it seems to happen every morning.

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

Miss Yvonne, I'm having a sarcastically awesome day too. I had to wash my bedding twice. Once cause of throw up, once cause of diarrhea. I'm not saying who did what because I'm a lady. OK, both were dogs. Maybe.

Blonde Goddess said...

I feel for you. I had that kind of a day too. ON the up side of things, I could smell hazelnut coffee all day long.

Joanna Jenkins said...

"...Until you get to work and develop three blisters on the walk from the elevator to your desk." I HATE when that happens.
xo

Jules said...

I'd write shit all over your kid's car about his homework and missing assignments. That seemed to work when his ex did it.

Chris said...

You're still the prettiest woman in Puppet Land. And we all know it's better to look good than to feel good.

ohlunla said...

Hey, you have a great blog here! Best Article Thank for your post . Do you want buy Bedroom Sets Please join on >> Bedroom Sets For Sale

Linn said...

Ohhh.. I like the write it on his car idea. To funny. Sorry you had such a shitty day. Hope it's better tomorrow.

Mona Lott said...

I want red shoes SO BAD. I can't find any that a) don't do that, and b) don't reinforce the Ronald McDonald-ness of size 11:(

I hope it's better today!