Monday, October 5, 2009

I Shoulda Been A Stripper. And Also A Doctor. But Stripper Would Be Way More Fun. Probably.

Hurrah for awards! Hurrah for strippers! Hurrah for combining the two!

Little Miss Blogger apparently thinks so highly of me that she bestowed the I Shoulda Been A Stripper award upon me. Either that or she thinks I'd be really good at working the pole. And I am, baby...I am.

So I'm supposed to list 7 of my personality traits and then give the award to 7 other bloggers and also drive the bus and make sure I keep it above 55 or it will explode. Part of that was probably in a movie. I forget which part. I think it was the personality trait part.

Here's my 7 'em and weep. Or be bored. Whichever, I really don't give a fuck.

1. Sweary - fuck you if you don't think that's a trait.
2. Anxious - all the fucking time.
3. Obsessive/Compulsive - this morning I check the freezer in our garage 3 times to make sure the door was shut. Don't even get me started on unplugging my hair straightener.
4. Hilarious - duh.
5. Giving - to a fault, people. To. A. Fault.
6. Did I list Sweary already? Shit.
7. Nice Smelling - okay that might be pushing it for a "trait", but my niece once told me I always smell nice and I will always cherish that as one of my favorite things about myself. So there.

Phew, glad that part is over. Now on to the next part. I'm giving this award to the following bloggers...

Prosy on Toast
Diamond Pewpin' Carnivore
Tater Tots for the Masses
Mean Girl Garage
The World Should Be Moisturized
Cooking Blind
Miss Chief's Blog

Dudes...I've got a new sex toy review coming up soon. It's gonna be awesome. And by "awesome" I mean "extremely uncomfortable to read". So yeah, be on the lookout for that hot mess.


My Own Two Feet said...

Does it make me weird that I am looking forward to that review?

Prosy said...

thanks for the award, but hey, no little graphic square with words written all crookedy on it? Or do I just take the peep show (see what I did there)?
Please tell me the sex toy has a funny name. Please please.

Chris said...

Congrats on the award. And sweary is definitely a trait, though #6 might should be "redundant".

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

You could put that whole Peep stripper diorama in a microwave and play Strip Club Apocalypse, if you wanted to.

diane said...

First, I love that strip pic, those rabbits are effing adorable.
Second, your 7 traits are effing hilarious.
Third, I'm so honored that you thought I might have 7 interesting traits too, thanks so much, and congratulations on an effing awesome award!
Fourth, did I tell you that your 7 traits are effing hilarious? Crap.
(you really made me laugh though)

Little Ms Blogger said...

I knew you could master this award. I love that you smell might be true, but I can't really tell through my laptop.

I'll go check out the lucky recipients.

Jules said...

What the fuck???? You actually like me???? AND you smell nice? GET OUT!!!!!!!!

Congrats on your award! I'll be stripping tonight to do my vlog awards!!!

The Peach Tart said...

Congratulations on the award. I love that award.

otherworldlyone said...

Those peeps are awesome. Congrats on your award.

Can't wait for the review...I think.

Cassie said...

"Sweary" is totally a trait. I'm excited about the sex toy review!

Houston said...

Oh crap! Do I have seven traits? I guess I have to let everyone read my blog and find out.

Maybe giving teasers is a trait? Like Foxworthy on "Are You Smarty Than a Fifth Grader."

Or not...

(Tee hee hee>)

kate said...

Shit, yeah! I'm all sweary, too!

Lindsey said...

Bitch, what the mother fucking shit does "sweary" mean?