Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Reason #37 Why Having Renters In Your House Sucks

You find out on Wednesday that Renty had drunk friends that you've never met over on Saturday while you and your husband were out of town and Marian walked in on them having sex in your media room.

Awesome.

14 comments:

sstahlberg said...

That's hot! You should set up a few nanny cams for your next trip out of town and see what kind of disturbing footage you can capture. Maybe you can post it on your blog. I mean, no that would totally be illegal. I'm just saying.

Green-Eyed Momster said...

Renty having sex with FRIENDS? Plural?
I hope your cat wasn't jealous!

Jugs@@

Jules said...

My eyes!!! My eyes!!!! That image is now burned into them. Thanks.

The Peach Tart said...

So Renty's into group sex?

erin said...

The poor betrayed cat. Meeeeeoooooowwwwwww.

Was he going at it all nasty like or was it just normal sex? That would really matter to me if I walked in on someone.

TrodoMcCracken said...

Wow, that sounds like a typical Wednesday night in my house! But instead of "drunk friends" it's "lonliness" and instead of sex it's "crushing depression" and instead of "media room" it's "I'm going to cut my dogs leg off".

Yup, typical Wednesday!

diane said...

Sorry about this but, hahahahahahaha! Nothing's funnier than inconvenient sex.

Trodo's comment is scaring me.

otherworldlyone said...

Was the cat involved? Was it a gang bang? This is NOT a one sentence story!

Whiskey Girl said...

Please tell me that all the penis straws have been located and accounted for.

WV: solid (LMFAO)

Harna said...

A bad teenage movie just played out in your own house!

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

Would it have been okay if you had met them before?

Mmmm, Renty sandwich...

Word ver: cumstain

(just kidding, that would be awesome though)

kyslp said...

You don't have hidden cameras in your media room, do you?

Prosy said...

One time I found a purple condom on my couch after I'd been gone for the weekend. I woke my roommate up and made her clean it up, but still....ew
and why was it purple?!

Houston said...

Well, no danger of me ever coming over to visit now.

Why don't you and the Captain come to my house...

On second thought, I'm not sure you want to leave Renty there alone again.