You find out on Wednesday that Renty had drunk friends that you've never met over on Saturday while you and your husband were out of town and Marian walked in on them having sex in your media room.
Awesome.
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บริการกีฬาคนพิการ – Mufasabet2 years ago
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The Grossest Award Ever, From Steamy.
We had a good run, Carlos. Peace out.
14 comments:
That's hot! You should set up a few nanny cams for your next trip out of town and see what kind of disturbing footage you can capture. Maybe you can post it on your blog. I mean, no that would totally be illegal. I'm just saying.
Renty having sex with FRIENDS? Plural?
I hope your cat wasn't jealous!
Jugs@@
My eyes!!! My eyes!!!! That image is now burned into them. Thanks.
So Renty's into group sex?
The poor betrayed cat. Meeeeeoooooowwwwwww.
Was he going at it all nasty like or was it just normal sex? That would really matter to me if I walked in on someone.
Wow, that sounds like a typical Wednesday night in my house! But instead of "drunk friends" it's "lonliness" and instead of sex it's "crushing depression" and instead of "media room" it's "I'm going to cut my dogs leg off".
Yup, typical Wednesday!
Sorry about this but, hahahahahahaha! Nothing's funnier than inconvenient sex.
Trodo's comment is scaring me.
Was the cat involved? Was it a gang bang? This is NOT a one sentence story!
Please tell me that all the penis straws have been located and accounted for.
WV: solid (LMFAO)
A bad teenage movie just played out in your own house!
Would it have been okay if you had met them before?
Mmmm, Renty sandwich...
Word ver: cumstain
(just kidding, that would be awesome though)
You don't have hidden cameras in your media room, do you?
One time I found a purple condom on my couch after I'd been gone for the weekend. I woke my roommate up and made her clean it up, but still....ew
and why was it purple?!
Well, no danger of me ever coming over to visit now.
Why don't you and the Captain come to my house...
On second thought, I'm not sure you want to leave Renty there alone again.
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