Monday, January 11, 2010

Happy Needlestick To Me...Updated To Include A Smoking Unicorn!

Today is my 36th birthday.

I'm celebrating by having my blood drawn this morning. True story. My life is one big never ending party.

UPDATE: Tristachio made me an awesome birthday card. I would say it's the best birthday card I've ever received except that Captain Carl just gave me one about how much he loves me and blah blah blah and I don't want to hurt his feelings. Anyway, so today she's my absolutely favoritist blogger on the planet. Until Steamy or Vic makes me a better one.


Who am I kidding? No way could I get a better birthday card. A smoking unicorn AND a monkey??? Awesome.

Ummm...is it just me or does that card remind anyone else of the Guantanamo Bay scandal pictures? No?? Just me then?




30 comments:

Logical Libby said...

Are they going to do something festive with the blood?

Are you going to get drunk afterwards? Because it won't rake much.

KLaw said...

That does not sound fun! Hopefully you can find a way to celebrate after!

Happy Birthday!

Kim said...

You white people have such strange customs.

Moooooog35 said...

OOOH. Wait til 40 and you get to have the colonoscopy.

Be thankful it's just a needle right now.

Trust me.

I'm still having nightmares.

Janine@Shelf Life said...

Whoa. Colonoscopy at 40? What happened to 50? Are you sure the government isn't putting tracking devices in our butts?

Chris said...

Happy Birthday, Miss Yvonne. I hear Courtney Love used to celebrate with a needlestick every year.

Kurt said...

I was going to give you the gift that keeps on giving, but then I remembered you already HAVE your mom.
(Zinnng!!!)

Way to come OUT of your mom's vagina! That's a clever twist! (*slide whistle*)

I'll stop now. Happy Birthday!

Lindsey said...

Happy Birthday!! Smoking unicorns are the best.

Jules said...

Happy Birthday you Rockin' Woman!!!!!!! I'm so f*cking lucky to have met you this year!

Dani said...

Hrm that IS quite a trade off, blood drawn for a smoking unicorn...yeah I think you still far and away win out on that deal.

Happy Birthday!

Sarah P said...

This blog is a message. It either means, "Don't even bother trying to best this card," or it means, "Top that, bitchez."

Happy Birthday! Sweet that you're getting blood drawn. You can replace your blood's weight with cake and not gain weight. WIN.

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

Yeah, I'm not about to get in a photoshop-off with Trishtachio. That's a losing battle.

Happy birthday, Miss Yvonne!

Harna said...

YAY! A raise a bottle...er....I mean glass of wine to you on your birthday! Here's hoping you don't pass out from needle shock like I would.

Little Ms Blogger said...

Happy Birthday.

Just think one drink after giving blood and you'll be bombed. Btw....is a birthday ritual I should be doing?

The card is priceless, but that's a monkey? Poor ugly monkey.

Amanda said...

Happy Birthday!

I actually love how the monkey seems to be holding the "black bar" over the horse's bits and pieces. Like the horse is all, I don't give a fuck who sees! and the monkey is all, it may be your birthday, but please, have a little modesty. Actually, now that I think about it, that card has a nice subliminal birthday message.

otherworldlyone said...

Happy Birthday, funny lady!

Peggy said...

Happy Birthday Miss Yvonne!!
My birthday was yesterday and I didn't get any blood drawn...gyp!

just making my way said...

Happy Birthday!! I hope the needle doesn't hurt too much.

That is the best birthday card ever.

Cassie said...

Happy Birthday! That is an awesome card!

____j said...

Happy Birthday!! Love the card!

BeckEye said...

Happy Birthday! Good job continuing to breathe for 36 years. And please convince that unicorn to stop smoking so he can make it another magical 36.

Aion said...

Dang if they take your blood on your 36th bday I wonder what they'll do for your 40th???

Happy Birthday Miss Yvonne!!
Aion

Richard @ The Bewildered Brit said...

Happy birthday! I hope you have a wonderful unicorn-filled day!

The world needs more unicorns.

Ed Adams said...

I'm late (TWSS), but Happy Birthday.

That card is made of awesomeness and love.

Mama Wheaton said...

Happy Birthday! I don't think I can top that card.

Heather said...

Oh crap Happy Birthday yo! Sorry I missed it. Maybe next year I will give you something special. Like the gift that keeps on giving? Maybe something more permanent that that? Perhaps I could give you the gift that never stops giving. And of course by that I mean a pez dispensor.

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Happy birthday (yesterday) Miss Thang! I'm always late to the party, sorry. Hope it was swinging and the only blood drawn was for medical reasons. Yup! :)

Prosy said...

what the heck is that THING on the unicorn's back?!

The Peach Tart said...

Happy Belated birthday.

Soda and Candy said...

Aww, what a great b-day card! I especially like the censored unicorn wang.