12 Reasons Why I'm Awesome: 2011 In Review

Tomorrow is the last day of 2011 and frankly, I cannot wait for this shitty year to be over. Let's just say it's been a rough one and I'm looking forward to a hopefully better, more prosperous and happy 2012.

And now we move on to my annual year end tradition of listing my favorite posts from each month because yes, I am just that self-involved. I didn't write as much this year (see the above paragraph for my reason), so the pickings were a bit thin. BUT STILL AWESOME.


JANUARY

• The one with the dead body

FEBRUARY

• The one where I continue to stalk Harry Connick Jr.

MARCH

• The one with the frozen grapes

APRIL

• The one with the shoe song

MAY

• The one with the broken motel toilet

JUNE

• The one with my crazy coupon face

JULY

• The one with my Boo Boo

AUGUST

• The one with all the dicks

SEPTEMBER

• The one with the deleted talk show

OCTOBER

• The one with the Snatch Attack

NOVEMBER

• The one with the crab legs

DECEMBER

• The one with mother fucking ravioli night

Well, that's it for this year. Happy New Year to all you bad asses. Here's to a better year to come and me finally meeting Harry Connick Jr. It's like the man is purposely avoiding me or something, for Christ's sake.