Monday, October 12, 2009

Boys Are Gross

Sometimes Captain Carl scratches his balls with his back scratcher while he's watching tv. And then he smells it.

The End.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Amen. But I bet Brad Pitt does the same thing.

Alyson said...

Weeeelll...remember when Steamy said she smells her panties while she's sitting on the toilet?

Hahaha.

I'm Katie. said...

Oh gad. *hurk*

Not saying I wouldn't do the same thing if I was a guy...or a backscratcher wouldn't threaten to hook onto places I don't want a viciously curved piece of material to hook.

I said "hook".

Anonymous said...

that sounds healthy

Tots said...

I threw up a little in my mouth reading that.

Note to self...

Do NOT use Captain Carl's back scratcher under ANY circumstances.

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

It's only cause he can't reach his balls with his nose, is why. He's pretty much handicapped, and that back scratcher is like his wheelchair ramp.

If you want to help a brother out, why don't YOU smell them, then describe it to him. It's what Mother Teresa would have done. *smug smile*

Green-Eyed Momster said...
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Green-Eyed Momster said...

This is one of those times where you hope that your friend is LYING to you.
Seriously?

Jugs@@

P.S. Sorry I made a mistake on the other comment.

Cassie said...

EW. Boys ARE nasty!

Stephanie Meade Gresham said...

I just read this to my husband and he said, "done that". And then he added "smelled others ball-scratch, too".

I win.

Tracie said...

Indeed they are the superior sex.

Anonymous said...

Can you see my nose wrinkled up in pure disgust????

Not that I don't think Hubby doesn't do the same....

Kim said...

Jason sniffs his toenails like a monkey after he peels/ clips them off. I have yet to figure out an agenda for this.

Chris said...

Your point? I mean, boys gotta smell stuff. But Stephanie definitely wins.

diane said...

Ewwwwwww!

Kurt said...

Where's the part where he's gross? I hate these posts that are like elaborate riddles.

Tots said...

OK Stephanie, I can understand your own junk maybe... but someone else's junk can and will result in revocation of your hubby's "Man Card."

Ball sniffer...

Anonymous said...

Captain Carl is the Mary Katherine of men. Is he Catholic?

Anonymous said...

I'm sure in some cultures that's a sign that the male is ready to mate. I think biting the head off the female follows so watch out!

Vic said...

But, how did it smell?

Hippo Brigade said...

He smells it? What the heck for?

Anonymous said...

Dogs lick their butts too. Anyone see the similarity?

Anonymous said...

And then does he want you to smell it too?

Not that my husband would.

Ok, he would.