The Captain and I have been on the same diet for 3 weeks.
He has lost five pounds.
I have gained one.
sonofabitch
It's like he wants me to hurt him.
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The Grossest Award Ever, From Steamy.
We had a good run, Carlos. Peace out.
12 comments:
Definitely justifiable.
There wouldn't be one woman juror who'd convict.
I know exactly how that feels!
You should just start eating ice cream bars. I bet you lose weight then.
Reverse psychology.
I'm with Jules. Or just do what my mom does and set the scale back ten pounds so it looks like shes lost weight. She said it gives her the confidence she needs to keep trying.
what a dick! i hate him.
I have been on WW for three months. On Saturday I thought I had finally had the breakthrough and was down 10 pounds. Today, I had stepped on the scale and found I had regained five.
Fucking fuck.
I hate when that happens. Guys always drop weight faster. The pigs!
:-)
It's probably because men are better and you girls LOVE chocolate and to shop. You girls! HAHAHHAHAA!! Misogyny!
I know how this feels, if my boyfriend even so much as skips a glass of soda with dinner he loses 10 pounds...
I however can smell cake baking and my fat ass gains like 12512861126 pounds...
That's a lot
Oh now that just ain't right!
I finally lost 2 pounds. Jason said Yeah, I can really see it in your face. I actually started beaming for half a second before I realized the jackass was fucking with me.
You should start sneaking SuperMaxx265027436 - or whatever that weird powder is those guys buy when trying to bulk up - into all of his food. Then act really shocked when he's gained ten pounds on his "diet."
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