Monday, November 23, 2009

Justifiable Homicide

The Captain and I have been on the same diet for 3 weeks.

He has lost five pounds.
I have gained one.

sonofabitch

It's like he wants me to hurt him.




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12 comments:

Little Ms Blogger said...

Definitely justifiable.

There wouldn't be one woman juror who'd convict.

Cassie said...

I know exactly how that feels!

Jules said...

You should just start eating ice cream bars. I bet you lose weight then.

Reverse psychology.

Heather said...

I'm with Jules. Or just do what my mom does and set the scale back ten pounds so it looks like shes lost weight. She said it gives her the confidence she needs to keep trying.

miss. chief said...

what a dick! i hate him.

Logical Libby said...

I have been on WW for three months. On Saturday I thought I had finally had the breakthrough and was down 10 pounds. Today, I had stepped on the scale and found I had regained five.

Fucking fuck.

Joanna Jenkins said...

I hate when that happens. Guys always drop weight faster. The pigs!
:-)

Kurt said...

It's probably because men are better and you girls LOVE chocolate and to shop. You girls! HAHAHHAHAA!! Misogyny!

Secret Agent K said...

I know how this feels, if my boyfriend even so much as skips a glass of soda with dinner he loses 10 pounds...

I however can smell cake baking and my fat ass gains like 12512861126 pounds...

That's a lot

KLaw said...

Oh now that just ain't right!

Kim said...

I finally lost 2 pounds. Jason said Yeah, I can really see it in your face. I actually started beaming for half a second before I realized the jackass was fucking with me.

just making my way said...

You should start sneaking SuperMaxx265027436 - or whatever that weird powder is those guys buy when trying to bulk up - into all of his food. Then act really shocked when he's gained ten pounds on his "diet."