Friday, November 20, 2009

Nothing Gets Me Hotter Than A Hairy Man Wearing A Cravat

I read the sex scenes in romance novels at the public library to determine which one I'm going to check out.

True story.

Right now I'm reading a dirty version of Pride and Prejudice. For reals.

I'm having a hard time deciding which Mr. Darcy I want to picture while reading the naughty parts....

The original....very Firthy.

Or the latest version...very yummy and hairy and Englishy.


Hot, right??? Like the grown-up woman's version of Edward and Jacob. I mean, all I need is to see one of them with vampire fangs and I'll orgasm all over this computer.

Hmmm. Which takes longer to rip off...a cravat or high-waisted man pants??


Psssst, Captain Carl....since I'm out of town for a few days, could you maybe grow your hair out a little and pick up an overcoat and a beseeching look by the time I get home? Just wonderin'...no reason, really.

ahem.



27 comments:

Little Ms Blogger said...

Both are hot, but wonder if this will top the book you read with the vampire/werewolf 3 some...

N said...
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Heather said...

I say give me both and we can get have a real party

kate said...

My vote is for Mr. Darcy #2. Yum. I can only picture Mr. Darcy #1 as Mark Darcy from Bridget Jones and he always struck me as kind of an uptight wiener. Which I guess the other Mr. Darcy is, too...I'm so confused.

Ed Adams said...

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decemberbaby said...

Delurking to say that I've been ready naughty P&P fan fiction for a while now... definitely Colin Firth. Definitely.

(which sequel are you reading? Have you read "Mr Darcy takes a wife"?)

decemberbaby said...

sorry, that should be "reading", not "ready"...

Miss Yvonne said...

@LittleMsBlogger: Maybe a vampire/Darcy threesome!!

@Comment deleted: How dare you, sir!

@Heather: I like the way you think. Naughty.

@kate: The whole point of Darcy is that he is an uptight weiner. Those are the best kind of weiners.

@Ed Adams: ....yourself.

@decemberbaby: Am so glad you delurked just so that I could find out about Mr. Darcy takes a wife".

just making my way said...

I can't believe I have missed out on this entire naughty P&P genre! Good smut is hard to find.

My Word Ver is "laters". That makes me laugh for some reason.

AtYourCervix said...

Hmmm, sounds like a must read to add to my list.

The second one is definitely hotter, BTW.

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

A SERIES of naughty P&P?? You teach me so much and you bring me such joy, Miss Yvonne.

My vote is for when they invent a Mr. Darcy who doesn't have sensitive pussy feelings.

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

Also, I can't get "At Your Cervix" up there out of my head. I re-read your post title as "Nothing gets me hotter than a hairy man wearing a cervix." Gah.

diane said...

I've always had a thing for the first guy, but not as Mark Darcy.

Mandy's Kidding said...

That's one of my favorite books. What the hell book are you reading now? We need title/author. Thank you.

Mandy's Kidding said...

Oh, and P.S. Colin Firth all the way. The other guy looks like he cleans Mr. Darcy's stables.

Pfft.

erin said...

Colin Firth all the way. Times one thousand.

kate says he seems like an uptight weiner. That speaks multitudes.

erin said...

Oh. I just read that you already responded to kate in the same way I did.

I'm a fool, but a fool for you. :)

Just.Kate said...

Oooohhhhh Mr. Darcys. I'm with Mandy: title and author, already! NOW! I mean... please?

AtYourCervix said...

Steam: ROFLMAO!!

Kristine said...

YUMMMMMMY Colin Firth.

James Spader should be cast in the next period film. Just saying. (That I want to see him naked, that is. That's what I'm saying.)

Joanna Jenkins said...

Hard to say, Colin Firth is pretty cute.
Have a great weekend.
xo

Lulu said...

Definitely Number 1 - but I'm not really a hairy chest lovin' lulu.....

Jules said...

You have to watch The Tudors.....

The Peach Tart said...

#2 seems more naughty which is the way I like my men

Kurt said...

If this were an SAT question:

Firth is to filth, as ___ is to Your Mom.
a)Easy
b)Whorish
c)Slutty
d)Lemon Pie

Prosy said...

I always picture James McAvoy. I know he wasn't in Pride and Prejudice but he was in that other Jane Austen movie, so, kind of relevant.

____j said...

I would go with the first one. Just sayin'.