True story.
Right now I'm reading a dirty version of Pride and Prejudice. For reals.
I'm having a hard time deciding which Mr. Darcy I want to picture while reading the naughty parts....
The original....very Firthy.
Or the latest version...very yummy and hairy and Englishy.
Hot, right??? Like the grown-up woman's version of Edward and Jacob. I mean, all I need is to see one of them with vampire fangs and I'll orgasm all over this computer.
Hmmm. Which takes longer to rip off...a cravat or high-waisted man pants??
Psssst, Captain Carl....since I'm out of town for a few days, could you maybe grow your hair out a little and pick up an overcoat and a beseeching look by the time I get home? Just wonderin'...no reason, really.
ahem.
Hot, right??? Like the grown-up woman's version of Edward and Jacob. I mean, all I need is to see one of them with vampire fangs and I'll orgasm all over this computer.
Hmmm. Which takes longer to rip off...a cravat or high-waisted man pants??
Psssst, Captain Carl....since I'm out of town for a few days, could you maybe grow your hair out a little and pick up an overcoat and a beseeching look by the time I get home? Just wonderin'...no reason, really.
ahem.
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Both are hot, but wonder if this will top the book you read with the vampire/werewolf 3 some...
I say give me both and we can get have a real party
My vote is for Mr. Darcy #2. Yum. I can only picture Mr. Darcy #1 as Mark Darcy from Bridget Jones and he always struck me as kind of an uptight wiener. Which I guess the other Mr. Darcy is, too...I'm so confused.
Delurking to say that I've been ready naughty P&P fan fiction for a while now... definitely Colin Firth. Definitely.
(which sequel are you reading? Have you read "Mr Darcy takes a wife"?)
sorry, that should be "reading", not "ready"...
@LittleMsBlogger: Maybe a vampire/Darcy threesome!!
@Comment deleted: How dare you, sir!
@Heather: I like the way you think. Naughty.
@kate: The whole point of Darcy is that he is an uptight weiner. Those are the best kind of weiners.
@Ed Adams: ....yourself.
@decemberbaby: Am so glad you delurked just so that I could find out about Mr. Darcy takes a wife".
I can't believe I have missed out on this entire naughty P&P genre! Good smut is hard to find.
My Word Ver is "laters". That makes me laugh for some reason.
Hmmm, sounds like a must read to add to my list.
The second one is definitely hotter, BTW.
A SERIES of naughty P&P?? You teach me so much and you bring me such joy, Miss Yvonne.
My vote is for when they invent a Mr. Darcy who doesn't have sensitive pussy feelings.
Also, I can't get "At Your Cervix" up there out of my head. I re-read your post title as "Nothing gets me hotter than a hairy man wearing a cervix." Gah.
I've always had a thing for the first guy, but not as Mark Darcy.
That's one of my favorite books. What the hell book are you reading now? We need title/author. Thank you.
Oh, and P.S. Colin Firth all the way. The other guy looks like he cleans Mr. Darcy's stables.
Pfft.
Colin Firth all the way. Times one thousand.
kate says he seems like an uptight weiner. That speaks multitudes.
Oh. I just read that you already responded to kate in the same way I did.
I'm a fool, but a fool for you. :)
Oooohhhhh Mr. Darcys. I'm with Mandy: title and author, already! NOW! I mean... please?
Steam: ROFLMAO!!
YUMMMMMMY Colin Firth.
James Spader should be cast in the next period film. Just saying. (That I want to see him naked, that is. That's what I'm saying.)
Hard to say, Colin Firth is pretty cute.
Have a great weekend.
xo
Definitely Number 1 - but I'm not really a hairy chest lovin' lulu.....
You have to watch The Tudors.....
#2 seems more naughty which is the way I like my men
If this were an SAT question:
Firth is to filth, as ___ is to Your Mom.
a)Easy
b)Whorish
c)Slutty
d)Lemon Pie
I always picture James McAvoy. I know he wasn't in Pride and Prejudice but he was in that other Jane Austen movie, so, kind of relevant.
I would go with the first one. Just sayin'.
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