Rad. I have the same classy pic taken last weekend
This is like porn for gnomes.
I'm trying to figure out why Steamy thinks gnomes like porn...And that straw? Super classy.
Daayaaaamn, you could suck ... um ... you could suck a ... well, you could suck a daiquiri through a penis straw.Why is "daiquiri" so hard to spell? "Liaison" is, too. Damn rum.
I am super-impressed that you can suck a frozen drink through the hole in that straw. If you can drink a McDonald's milkshake through that I say you have missed your calling as a lady of the night.
Nice, Miss Yvonne!!Jugs@@
See?! This just proves my point. You've been too drunk to judge.P.S. Gnomes are totally porn-ish.
At least your cleavage doesn't look like Mariah Carey's did a few nights ago...
... so um, where'd you get the straw?Only asking because I met this gnome ...
Couldn't do the penis straws not even on my hens night! EWWWWWWWWWW
"high glass broad" Isn't that an oxymoron? lol... those straws just slay me.
Wait- they have special glasses just for wine??
Nothing says class like a penis straw, baby!
Could Lindsay please elaborate on exactly how it was that she saw Mariah Carey's cleavage a few nights ago? Because us high class broads with Enquiring minds want to know.This photo of you is very classy Miss Yvonne, but I'm still partial to the Halloween one, yo.
I used to have a clitoris straw.Damn thing was so small, I could never get my lips on it.Okay, okay, it was a coffee stirrer.I guy can dream, can't he?
Oh like there is a WRONG way to drink a Daiquiri! I want mine in a bucket with a long straw. Frozen strawberry please. YUM.
You have totally offended me. Or maybe your penis straw is just bigger than mine and I'm jealous.
Penis straw courtesy of Kim. I don't understand why I'm the only one who is willing to drink out of those things. Geesh, my mother-in-law is so stuck up.Also? I probably spelled daiquiri wrong. Fuck. Also? Steamy? Porn for gnomes?? Seriously, WTF???
I have got to get some penis straws...
Is there any other way to drink a daiquiri than with a penis straw?
If you're drinking it with a penis straw, doesn't it become a "Dickuiri?"
Hahahaha @ Ed Adams & Mooooo35's comments.
Everyone knows cleavage is the frosting on the classy cupcake. Also, drunk chicks are the foil wrapper. Think about it.
Wasn't pointing out a misspelling! Just kept having to self-correct in my comment until I gave up and googled it. I had just had to do that with "liaison," like, 5 minutes earlier. AND I was drinking, so there's that.Didn't even know that you had misspelled it.Swear I'm not an asshole like that.
I'd invite you to every party I've ever had or will have. Get ready to fly to Utah.
Honey you are so working it.
Dammit I'm late to the party...LOVE the balls on the straw...golden!
The evidence is quite repelling, I mean compelling. You've got a hilarious following, too.Keep on sucking, I mean trucking.Robyn
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