Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Evidence Proving That I'm A High Class Broad

28 comments:

Laurnie said...

Rad. I have the same classy pic taken last weekend

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

This is like porn for gnomes.

Carolyn...Online said...

I'm trying to figure out why Steamy thinks gnomes like porn...

And that straw? Super classy.

Sarah P said...

Daayaaaamn, you could suck ... um ... you could suck a ... well, you could suck a daiquiri through a penis straw.

Why is "daiquiri" so hard to spell? "Liaison" is, too. Damn rum.

Kim said...

I am super-impressed that you can suck a frozen drink through the hole in that straw. If you can drink a McDonald's milkshake through that I say you have missed your calling as a lady of the night.

Green-Eyed Momster said...

Nice, Miss Yvonne!!

Jugs@@

Jules said...

See?! This just proves my point. You've been too drunk to judge.

P.S. Gnomes are totally porn-ish.

Lindsay said...

At least your cleavage doesn't look like Mariah Carey's did a few nights ago...

Jessica said...

... so um, where'd you get the straw?

Only asking because I met this gnome ...

Alex said...

Couldn't do the penis straws not even on my hens night! EWWWWWWWWWW

Char said...

"high glass broad" Isn't that an oxymoron? lol... those straws just slay me.

Vic said...

Wait- they have special glasses just for wine??

just making my way said...

Nothing says class like a penis straw, baby!

diane said...

Could Lindsay please elaborate on exactly how it was that she saw Mariah Carey's cleavage a few nights ago? Because us high class broads with Enquiring minds want to know.
This photo of you is very classy Miss Yvonne, but I'm still partial to the Halloween one, yo.

Ed Adams said...

I used to have a clitoris straw.

Damn thing was so small, I could never get my lips on it.


Okay, okay, it was a coffee stirrer.

I guy can dream, can't he?

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Oh like there is a WRONG way to drink a Daiquiri! I want mine in a bucket with a long straw. Frozen strawberry please. YUM.

Stephanie Meade Gresham said...

You have totally offended me. Or maybe your penis straw is just bigger than mine and I'm jealous.

Miss Yvonne said...

Penis straw courtesy of Kim. I don't understand why I'm the only one who is willing to drink out of those things. Geesh, my mother-in-law is so stuck up.

Also? I probably spelled daiquiri wrong. Fuck.

Also? Steamy? Porn for gnomes?? Seriously, WTF???

otherworldlyone said...

I have got to get some penis straws...

Amanda said...

Is there any other way to drink a daiquiri than with a penis straw?

Moooooog35 said...

If you're drinking it with a penis straw, doesn't it become a "Dickuiri?"

diane said...

Hahahaha @ Ed Adams & Mooooo35's comments.

Kurt said...

Everyone knows cleavage is the frosting on the classy cupcake.

Also, drunk chicks are the foil wrapper. Think about it.

Sarah P said...

Wasn't pointing out a misspelling! Just kept having to self-correct in my comment until I gave up and googled it. I had just had to do that with "liaison," like, 5 minutes earlier. AND I was drinking, so there's that.
Didn't even know that you had misspelled it.
Swear I'm not an asshole like that.

Just.Kate said...

I'd invite you to every party I've ever had or will have. Get ready to fly to Utah.

The Peach Tart said...

Honey you are so working it.

Peggy said...

Dammit I'm late to the party...LOVE the balls on the straw...golden!

RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

The evidence is quite repelling, I mean compelling. You've got a hilarious following, too.
Keep on sucking, I mean trucking.
Robyn