Update on the teenage love drama from last week:
The Kiddo broke up with Bunny.
Two days later, he came home with three hickeys on his neck.
From a girl who is not Bunny.
We made jokes about how deeply in love he must have been to have waited a whole 48 hours before messing around with someone else.
He pretended to be offended.
Until another girl texted him.
Then he asked if he could go out for awhile to “do stuff”.
My son is a slut.
I need a good resource for bulk condom orders.
Have a Merry, Perimenopause!
3 months ago