Thursday, June 17, 2010

Why I Taped Your Cat To The Wall

That was the subject line in an email I just received from my husband.

This is the picture attached to the email.


It’s cat puke. On our living room rug. That Captain Carl apparently stepped in.

Cats are pretty much awesome, right?

16 comments:

plo said...

Thank you for reminding me why I don't have a cat! Amen. Missed you. :)

You're Lucky I Don't Have a Gun... said...

since there are no cats at sea, i can see how the captain made this mistake.

let him know, if you hear a "guh-Guh-GUH" sound anywhere in the house, TREAD.LIGHTLY.

cfoxes33 said...

Crack me up! Gross!

otherworldlyone said...

Ugh. Stepping in cat puke sucks. Blech.

Kurt said...

I bet there hasn't been that much vomit on the living room rug since the time that group of sailors challenged your mom to a Jello©-shot contest*.




*Because she's a drunken wh*re.

Sarah P said...

His sexts are HOTT!

Didactic Pirate said...

Anybody want the rest of my omelet?

Mrs Jones said...

I once had an elderly cat who managed to successfully vomit into one of my husband's slippers without getting a single drop anywhere else. He didn't notice until he put the slipper on. Hilarity ensued.

Cassie said...

I gagged seeing this picture. Thanks for that LOL

Joanna Jenkins said...

And THAT is exactly why I do no have a cat.
:-)
jj

just making my way said...

There is really nothing worse then stepping in cat puke, or dog puke for that matter. Well, let's be honest, stepping in any kind of puke is gnarly.

Jules said...

Give me your phone number. I'll send you pics of my cats' pee around the house. We can keep sending that shit back and forth.

P.S. That puke doesn't look right......

Moooooog35 said...

This is why we only have hamsters.

They make a mess..you just set them free and get another one.

That teaches them.

Heather said...

hamsters make for good stew...

I think cats look cool in LOL pictures, but I don't want one because I have seen the video Bev posted of one masterbating and it burned my eyes and made me realize I never wanted one...

Alison said...

why do your cats puke so much? my cats just shed and claw the furniture and decapitate mice and pee in laundry baskets

Ed said...

The cat puking probably has something to do with the copious amounts of liquor left lying out around your house.

At least thats what CPS said about my kids always puking.

*P.S. This comment was made while I was taking a shit. :) Enjoy!