WTF Brad Pitt?
Seriously Brad? Seriously with the moustache?
I remember you when you looked like this....
Now THAT is a moustache.
That is a Legends-of-the-Fall-I-wanna-hump-you-Tristan moustache right there.
You're this close to being the next Goulet. Except less cool.
Maybe you're just trying to emulate your buddy?
Yeah, that's not so good either.
If you've got to copy him, maybe this look instead?
Oooh yeah, that's a million times better...
Or how about this?
You know Brad, I am a photographer. How's about you shave off that little guy, put on your swim trunks and meet me at the lake for a photoshoot?
George sure enjoyed it, I'm sure you would too.