So I won't tell you what I wrote in each of them, because it is super awesome and for the winners eyes only and also I can't remember because I finished them last night at midnight and I was really tired and also kind of drunk.
But I did manage to get a picture of the front of each...
Courtney and it really has nothing to do with the gum that she won, but it has everything to do with the fact that I'm sending her one of my penis straws.
With any luck, the gum and the cards will be in the mail tomorrow.
For sure by Thursday.
Okay, definitely by Friday. Fuck, get off my back already!