Sunday, July 26, 2009

It Only Took Me Two Weeks To Make These Masterpieces

I finally finished my personalized cards for all my giveaway winners. Yeah, it took me two weeks to make five cards. Shut up, you don't know me!

So I won't tell you what I wrote in each of them, because it is super awesome and for the winners eyes only and also I can't remember because I finished them last night at midnight and I was really tired and also kind of drunk.

But I did manage to get a picture of the front of each...


For Nikki

The last one is my favorite. Because of all the penises. It's for Courtney and it really has nothing to do with the gum that she won, but it has everything to do with the fact that I'm sending her one of my penis straws.


With any luck, the gum and the cards will be in the mail tomorrow.

Maybe Tuesday.

Possibly Wednesday.

For sure by Thursday.

Okay, definitely by Friday. Fuck, get off my back already!

13 comments:

Cassie said...

Those cards are awesome. especially the penis one.

Green-Eyed Momster said...

We had a scare last week. I was late for the first time in years and my back was killing me like when I was pregnant with Youngest Daughter. I couldn't tell Hubby THAT! It turns out that I'm not pregnant but you should send the gum A.S.A.P. to avoid any other scares in the future! Thanks! I can't wait to see what you wrote inside!

Hugs, Love and Jugs@@
GEM

Candice said...

You're so creative. Martha Stewart would be so fucking jealous!

diane said...

Hey, is the little red headed kid on the Ugly Children card Ron Howard? Just wondering.
Your cards are cool.
Did I tell you how much your comment meant to me?

Courtney said...

OMFG - I can't wait to get this card. You crack me the fuck up.

Little Ms Blogger said...

I SOOOOOOO can't wait for my personalized card.

I can only imagine that you consulted Emily Post to compose the perfect and eloquent message. NOT.

erin said...

Yay. I feel bad that you're working so hard on them. You could have just told me you didn't want to finish them and then I would have pretended that you sent me one and talked about how much I love it and how awesome you are.

Jules said...

Those are HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!! I love them all! You're a genius!

p.s. I left you something over at my blog so stop by!

The Peach Tart said...

You are quite creative with those fabulous cards.

Amy Kate said...

The penis pump one? WOW. Just WOW.

LiLu said...

I want a penis explosion!

That came out wrong...

Organic Meatbag said...

Courtney will love that...she seems to have a mild curiosity in penises...oh hey Courtney, ya reading this? hahaha!

Blonde Goddess said...

Hallmark needs someone like you. I'm dead serious. It would fill the gap for all those cards that lie in between "sappy" and "insulting"...