Friday, July 10, 2009

This Is Just Like The Oscars. Only Instead Of A Trophy, You Get Gum.

Tonight's the night, people! That's right, the moment some of you have been kind of interested in!

It's giveaway time!

Miss Yvonne makes her sexy giveaway face

I asked Emo if I could borrow his hat for the drawing and he got all nervous and was all "Why? Are you gonna do something to it? You're gonna do something to it, right?" and I was all "I don't knowwww !!" in a singsong voice and he was all "No one touches the hat" and then he popped his fangs in and left. So I'm using the Kiddo's mowing hat instead, which is a poor substitute and also a little smelly. Meh, whatever.

To make things even more exciting (chuh! like that would even be possible), I got the puke monsters to help me draw names.


Turns out cats really love giveaway drawings. Who knew?



So here are the five lucky winners, in order of how they were drawn out of the smelly hat....



Nikki at This Genius is Insane
Winner of the Juicy Mullet Gum
Frikkin' A Yeahhh!



Green-Eyed Momster
Winner of the Birth Control Gum
hee hee




Erin at Blogging is for Dorks
Winner of the Let's Pretend I Give A Shit Gum
I know you do, Erin




Courtney at Whiskey Girl
Winner of the Does This Gum Make My Ass Look Big? Gum
The answer is no, of course not




Little Ms Blogger at A Little Blog About Nothing
Winner of the Don't Have Ugly Children Gum
Ummm...good luck?



Congrats to all the winners! Send me an email with your real name and mailing address and I'll send your gum just as soon as I finish your personalized card. So yeah, you'll probably get it in about 3 weeks....or less. I'm all over this. Don't you even worry.

And thanks to everyone that entered. And as for all you losers...your name was probably the next to be drawn...too bad Max got a hold of it first.

29 comments:

Little Ms Blogger said...

OMG...Me..A...WINNER.....YAY...

Kim said...

The cats should be Price is Right models.

Lindsey said...

What?! How did I not win this?

Aww well, I'm waiting for the good giveaways anyway..cough...sex toys..cough...cough.

Nikki said...

HOLY chit pies batman! I won! It's time to rub dirty underwear in everyones face and be like "what foo! U know u is into the dirty draws!!" I'm sooo on my way to get my gum yo. Like I'm just gonna save time and show up at ur house in my birthday surprise suit holding a giant black thunder dildo screaming "is this where the swingers convention is being held???"

that's practically the best acceptance speach EVER! Thanks Miss Yvonne!!!

TrodoMcCracken said...

THIS IS BULLSHIT! I DEMAND A COMPENSATION PRIZE FOR NOT WINNING OR THE BLOGSPHERE WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS ON MY BLOG!

Also, all the winners suck.

Green-Eyed Momster said...

OMG! Being awarded Birth Control gum by your pussy is so exciting! I AM SO HONORED, MISS YVONNE! Thank you, thank you! Give your cats a dry kiss from me!!

Thanks so much! Do you think it'll really work?
;)

Jugs@@

Lindsay Champion said...

Now that I live in LA I could definitely get those cats some work. Let me know if they need an agent.

lindsay || newyorkwords.net

PorkStar said...

Can I collect Whiskey Girl's prize? (and the answer might be yes, of course... yes)...

uhm... she's like, busy ravaging the cowboy over the weekend and i have nothing better to do. I am third in comand within our little evil roudy group and I claim rights over the shit she wins online in case she can't make it.

Just in case someone else grabs it.

Can i? Can i?

Joanna Jenkins said...

Glad the cats were a help-- They're so darn cute :-)
Have a fun weekend!

Kristine said...

Like Trodo, I am pissed. This whole contest has left a bitter taste in my mouth.

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HELP WITH THAT?!

Also, as promised, I'm going to have to off my cat. You knew the consequences, Miss Y.

Sunshinemeg said...

Trophies are for losers anyway. You can't do anything with they. They just sit there until some ass knocks it over and breaks part of it off. Then you are left with a gold trophy of a one armed athlete.

Little Ms Blogger said...

I totally forgot to ask....which kitty is your tenant's new 'sex kitty'?

erin said...

Wow...
You'd think people would be happy for me, considering I have been hoping for and dreaming about this day since I was a young girl..

I guess I could split up my gum and send some to the super bitter Trodo and Kristine...but that would be just silly.

I was going to make an acceptance speech but Nikki's beat anything that I could come up with hands down.

Jules said...

Damn. I thought we (you, God, your mom, and me) had a deal here. Whatever. My acceptance speech is going to waste now.

But congrats to those other people. Hope that birth control gum works. Maybe she should use a backup form just in case......

Candice said...

I love how you let your pussy give the gum away.

EXCELLENT!

Even thought I didn't win a god damn thing!

Not that I'm bitter.

No, not at all.

;)

Mona Lott said...

Bwahahahaha! I love how the cat's are so into it at first, and then you can tell they're wondering when it'll be over. No wonder Renty is infatuated, those are some fine pussies.

*feels dirty* (this doesn't happen every day!)

miss. chief said...

loook at tha witle kitty wittyz
awwwwwww sooo kyoooooooot

what? were you saying something?

(that's how our conversation would have gone if i were there and you were telling me your blog out loud)

diane said...

The sexy give-a-way face is great!
This whole thing was genius. Hats, cats. Wooops, starting to turn into Dr. Seuss, gotta go. xo

Dana's Brain said...

God damn those cats!! I'm sending your renter after them!

Aw, I'm kidding - congrats to the winners and all. Jerks.

CatLadyLarew said...

Now that I know the contest was really just a ploy to get the actual names, addresses, phone numbers, social security numbers, mother's maiden name, etc. from the contest winners, I'm glad I didn't win.

Not that I'm bitter or anything... I'm just holding out for sex toys.

Congratulations all you "winners" out there!

spitandvinegar said...

That made me like cats. A little.

Soda and Candy said...

Hahahaha, the puke monsters are awesome.

My old cat that I left with my mum when I moved out liked puking, it was kind of a hobby for him.

PS - Nice sexy face ; )

Janine said...

another memo I missed.....

I've never attempted a giveaway. I think it's because I don't have any helpers from the animal kingdom. Yeah, that's why.

sstahlberg said...

I knew I wouldn't win. It's because I'm Canadian isn't it? Just come out and say it.

Courtney said...

OMFG - I won!!!! I won!!! I won!!!! Thank you Miss. Yvonne and your pussy (snicker snicker) for making me a winner!!! This is such a proud moment for me.

And Pork - FUCK NO YOU CAN'T HAVE MY PRIZE!!!! After-all - I'm Ass Sweat for fuck's sake.

kate said...

Damnit!

LiLu said...

There are worse sources for cat vomit. You're probably doing yourself a favor...

plo said...

You are so freaking hilarious! I should have adopted a cat just for the occasion. Ha ha. Nice to see your sexy pose!

Lana said...

i'm not bitter about losing, because really, the cat pics make me a winner anyway.