It's giveaway time!
Miss Yvonne makes her sexy giveaway faceI asked Emo if I could borrow his hat for the drawing and he got all nervous and was all "Why? Are you gonna do something to it? You're gonna do something to it, right?" and I was all "I don't knowwww !!" in a singsong voice and he was all "No one touches the hat" and then he popped his fangs in and left. So I'm using the Kiddo's mowing hat instead, which is a poor substitute and also a little smelly. Meh, whatever.
To make things even more exciting (chuh! like that would even be possible), I got the puke monsters to help me draw names.
Turns out cats really love giveaway drawings. Who knew?
So here are the five lucky winners, in order of how they were drawn out of the smelly hat....
Courtney at Whiskey Girl
Winner of the Does This Gum Make My Ass Look Big? Gum
The answer is no, of course not
Winner of the Does This Gum Make My Ass Look Big? Gum
The answer is no, of course not
Little Ms Blogger at A Little Blog About Nothing
Winner of the Don't Have Ugly Children Gum
Ummm...good luck?
Winner of the Don't Have Ugly Children Gum
Ummm...good luck?
Congrats to all the winners! Send me an email with your real name and mailing address and I'll send your gum just as soon as I finish your personalized card. So yeah, you'll probably get it in about 3 weeks....or less. I'm all over this. Don't you even worry.
And thanks to everyone that entered. And as for all you losers...your name was probably the next to be drawn...too bad Max got a hold of it first.
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OMG...Me..A...WINNER.....YAY...
The cats should be Price is Right models.
What?! How did I not win this?
Aww well, I'm waiting for the good giveaways anyway..cough...sex toys..cough...cough.
HOLY chit pies batman! I won! It's time to rub dirty underwear in everyones face and be like "what foo! U know u is into the dirty draws!!" I'm sooo on my way to get my gum yo. Like I'm just gonna save time and show up at ur house in my birthday surprise suit holding a giant black thunder dildo screaming "is this where the swingers convention is being held???"
that's practically the best acceptance speach EVER! Thanks Miss Yvonne!!!
THIS IS BULLSHIT! I DEMAND A COMPENSATION PRIZE FOR NOT WINNING OR THE BLOGSPHERE WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS ON MY BLOG!
Also, all the winners suck.
OMG! Being awarded Birth Control gum by your pussy is so exciting! I AM SO HONORED, MISS YVONNE! Thank you, thank you! Give your cats a dry kiss from me!!
Thanks so much! Do you think it'll really work?
;)
Jugs@@
Now that I live in LA I could definitely get those cats some work. Let me know if they need an agent.
lindsay || newyorkwords.net
Can I collect Whiskey Girl's prize? (and the answer might be yes, of course... yes)...
uhm... she's like, busy ravaging the cowboy over the weekend and i have nothing better to do. I am third in comand within our little evil roudy group and I claim rights over the shit she wins online in case she can't make it.
Just in case someone else grabs it.
Can i? Can i?
Glad the cats were a help-- They're so darn cute :-)
Have a fun weekend!
Like Trodo, I am pissed. This whole contest has left a bitter taste in my mouth.
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HELP WITH THAT?!
Also, as promised, I'm going to have to off my cat. You knew the consequences, Miss Y.
Trophies are for losers anyway. You can't do anything with they. They just sit there until some ass knocks it over and breaks part of it off. Then you are left with a gold trophy of a one armed athlete.
I totally forgot to ask....which kitty is your tenant's new 'sex kitty'?
Wow...
You'd think people would be happy for me, considering I have been hoping for and dreaming about this day since I was a young girl..
I guess I could split up my gum and send some to the super bitter Trodo and Kristine...but that would be just silly.
I was going to make an acceptance speech but Nikki's beat anything that I could come up with hands down.
Damn. I thought we (you, God, your mom, and me) had a deal here. Whatever. My acceptance speech is going to waste now.
But congrats to those other people. Hope that birth control gum works. Maybe she should use a backup form just in case......
I love how you let your pussy give the gum away.
EXCELLENT!
Even thought I didn't win a god damn thing!
Not that I'm bitter.
No, not at all.
;)
Bwahahahaha! I love how the cat's are so into it at first, and then you can tell they're wondering when it'll be over. No wonder Renty is infatuated, those are some fine pussies.
*feels dirty* (this doesn't happen every day!)
loook at tha witle kitty wittyz
awwwwwww sooo kyoooooooot
what? were you saying something?
(that's how our conversation would have gone if i were there and you were telling me your blog out loud)
The sexy give-a-way face is great!
This whole thing was genius. Hats, cats. Wooops, starting to turn into Dr. Seuss, gotta go. xo
God damn those cats!! I'm sending your renter after them!
Aw, I'm kidding - congrats to the winners and all. Jerks.
Now that I know the contest was really just a ploy to get the actual names, addresses, phone numbers, social security numbers, mother's maiden name, etc. from the contest winners, I'm glad I didn't win.
Not that I'm bitter or anything... I'm just holding out for sex toys.
Congratulations all you "winners" out there!
That made me like cats. A little.
Hahahaha, the puke monsters are awesome.
My old cat that I left with my mum when I moved out liked puking, it was kind of a hobby for him.
PS - Nice sexy face ; )
another memo I missed.....
I've never attempted a giveaway. I think it's because I don't have any helpers from the animal kingdom. Yeah, that's why.
I knew I wouldn't win. It's because I'm Canadian isn't it? Just come out and say it.
OMFG - I won!!!! I won!!! I won!!!! Thank you Miss. Yvonne and your pussy (snicker snicker) for making me a winner!!! This is such a proud moment for me.
And Pork - FUCK NO YOU CAN'T HAVE MY PRIZE!!!! After-all - I'm Ass Sweat for fuck's sake.
Damnit!
There are worse sources for cat vomit. You're probably doing yourself a favor...
You are so freaking hilarious! I should have adopted a cat just for the occasion. Ha ha. Nice to see your sexy pose!
i'm not bitter about losing, because really, the cat pics make me a winner anyway.
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