Monday, July 6, 2009

Who Says Blogging Doesn't Pay Off? And By "Pay Off" I Mean "Get You Sex Toys".

So I'm pretty sure I'll draw winners for my mullet giveaway on Friday, unless something important comes up that night like I get invited to go swimming or I don't feel like it. There's still plenty of time to enter, so get on it!

And speaking of giveaway...I just won what is probably the best giveaway any bloggy girl can hope to win. I'll give you a hint. It's a sex toy.

I suck at hints, huh?

So anyway...hee heeeeeee, I won a sex toy over at Zipbag of Bones!! Y'all....just....holy shit. I'm so excited, my vagina is all a-quiver. I'm so excited, my eyes are already rolling back in my head. I'm so excited, my nipples could cut glass over here.

But now I feel even more lame because my giveaway prizes are not anything that can buzz you to orgasm. Unless you like rubbing Chiclets against your clitoris. In which case, what the hell is wrong with you and also does that really work because maybe I should try it before I send the winners their prizes?

Ha ha, just kidding. I'm totally kidding!

Maybe.

22 comments:

Green-Eyed Momster said...

Congratulations!! I'm very happy for you!!

Jugs@@

The Peach Tart said...

Wow! I've been entering the wrong contests.

Cat said...

It's a well-known fact that you can rub nearly anything against your clitoris. I'm just sayin.

Houston said...

Uhhhhh... Congratulations?

Jules said...

Congratulations to you and your privates! Now just make sure you pick MY name out of the emo hat..... :)

diane said...

Make sure you wash your hands before you pack up the presents. (I'm just saying.)

Anna Russell said...

Lucky so-and-so. I wanted to enter but I wasn't allowed because of my race. Racist Cat.
Next time, I want a sex toy comp that people who live outside the US can enter. Hehehe. Enter.

TrodoMcCracken said...

I'm pretty sure you owe me one of those boxes of gum because I came over to your blog for some family friendly reading and instead I'm pretty sure you just sexually molested me.

Betsey Booms said...

You are either the luckiest person alive or you just spend all day entering blog giveaways.

Either way...

Enjoy the buzzy buddy.

Nanodance said...

Now that I have made you day by becoming your 100th follower- you can start packaging up my prize straightaway. I will just be here waiting by the mailbox! I am soooooo excited! (Of course, not as excited as you are about your prize.)

erin said...

Now I get to admit something secret like Prosy admitted she's never masturbated (WHAT!)...
I've never used a sex toy...never even touched one.

Miss Yvonne said...

Momster: Thank you!

Peach Tart: Stick with me, kid...I find all the dirty giveaways.

Cat: You're probably right...although anything pointy might be a bad idea.

Houston: Uhhhh...thanks?

Jules: I'll try my best to pick your name!

diane: Good tip...I may or may not remember that.

Anna Russell: heh heh...allowed. Wait, that's not funny. Nevermind.

Trodo: Shut up and quit pretending you didn't ask for it!

Betsey: It's probably both, but I will only admit to the first one.

Nanodance: Wooot!!!! Triple digits baby!

erin: I don't even know what to say to you. Wait, I do know. What are you waiting for! Run, don't walk, to your nearest sex shop!! Hurry!!

Courtney said...

LOL at diane

Candice said...

So what you're saying is that we shouldn't expect another entry from you for about 2 weeks or so?

Mona Lott said...

Ooooh! What kind?

Jeez I'm nosy!

LiLu said...

Eh. Don't worry about it. Giving away sex toys gets you really, REALLY weird google hits. Just sayin.

Kurt said...

I think a minty clitoris is always a sign of good vaginal up-keep.

My Husband Calls Me Weird said...

You said mullet and vagina in the same post. You rock!

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Nikki said...

I wrote a post about you over on my blog and that means I get gum right?! Oh, it's a drawing... Well, anyways TWO entries do I have! Have fun.

CatLadyLarew said...

Boy, I leave town for three days and look what happens... I miss out on sex toy giveaways! WTF!

Now that I'm done with my hissy fit... Please be sure to at least give us a review of your prize, so we know whether or not it's worth paying hard, cold cash for one just like it.

Sincerely,
Cat Lady

P.S. You're still awesome, though, so keep me in the gum giveaway! I love you! (But not like that sex toy thing.)

Dana's Brain said...

Congratulations! I'm so happy for your vagina!

I think rubbing Chiclets there might get kind of stingy....

*Akilah Sakai* said...

Once I won tickets to The Wiggles in concert. The hell is wrong with the universe?!

Congrats on winning a buzz-buzz!