So I'm pretty sure I'll draw winners for my mullet giveaway on Friday, unless something important comes up that night like I get invited to go swimming or I don't feel like it. There's still plenty of time to enter, so get on it!
And speaking of giveaway...I just won what is probably the best giveaway any bloggy girl can hope to win. I'll give you a hint. It's a sex toy.
I suck at hints, huh?
So anyway...hee heeeeeee, I won a sex toy over at Zipbag of Bones!! Y'all....just....holy shit. I'm so excited, my vagina is all a-quiver. I'm so excited, my eyes are already rolling back in my head. I'm so excited, my nipples could cut glass over here.
But now I feel even more lame because my giveaway prizes are not anything that can buzz you to orgasm. Unless you like rubbing Chiclets against your clitoris. In which case, what the hell is wrong with you and also does that really work because maybe I should try it before I send the winners their prizes?
Ha ha, just kidding. I'm totally kidding!
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